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The Institute Director - Chapters One through Six (Pages 1 - 30)

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Chapter One
Tuesday, July 16th, 2019
In a warehouse parking lot near Walter Reed Medical Center, the Mormon institute director fumbled with the cellophaned pack, retrieving and lighting his first cigarette in thirty-eight years. He barely inhaled as he smoked it through, surprised how familiar it was to his senses. The ash glowed orange and the smoke spun his head as it wafted out the car’s open windows. He looked at his hands as he lit his second, wondering if the small tremors were from the fresh nicotine, the high stakes of the day or another dose of guilt settling into his bones.
Ben Samuels remembered he’d scarcely heard his alarm go off that morning, as he’d been up and dressed. His wife had hit snooze and returned to her sleep. She didn’t think to check on him, nor make an effort to rise. Would Marge have done different had she known what was happening? Maybe, maybe not -- she’d become so distant over the past months.
He stared down at his cigarette.
I bet she’d notice this.
.....
That morning alarm rang as Ben stood with a vacant gaze out his kitchen window, oatmeal bubbling on the stove. Dawn’s light gathered across the plain backyard, the sky clear and the grass begging a mow -- the start of a hot July day in Morgantown, West Virginia. Oats done, he grabbed milk from the fridge and made his way to the table, wholly uninterested in the meal.
He pushed aside his old high school yearbook and opened his laptop, commencing a read-through of his regular websites as he ate -- the Mormon Newsroom, USA Today, Consumer Reports and Amazon, the last to check on a backordered hedge trimmer blade. Only then did he reluctantly click onto the front page of the local paper. He finished his breakfast as he re-read the article detailing John Southland’s bike accident. Though it failed to identify him by his correct name, Ben knew it was his old college roommate under the police blanket in the photos.
He sighed and picked up his yearbook for the third time since learning of John’s death, or John’s murder or whatever it had been. Rogers High School, Spokane, Washington. Class of 1979. Page forty-four, Samuels before Southland, both their senior pictures on the same tuxedoed page. He ran his finger along a faded ballpoint line drawn circuitous between the two of them, “Race On!” written in the margin. Forty years and now a funeral instead of a class reunion, not that John would have attended anyway.
Should he call the authorities? Wake up Marge and tell her everything? His main thought was to do nothing. The paper showed the situation in-hand and it was really none of his business. But Ben couldn’t shake the dread that had gripped him during John’s surprise visit the week before.
He looked around his quiet kitchen half-expecting a calamity to break out. Nothing out of order besides the squeak of the air conditioner, he took a bright yellow USB thumb drive from his pocket and inserted it into his computer. He keyed down and opened the lone video file, still amazed at John’s resolve. There it was -- a silent and grainy footage, a prisoner restrained and bleeding at the end of a penitentiary hallway. Two men exiting the frame, the bald one halfway out and unrecognizable, the other tall and in view. The tall man turning back. Ben winced as the man pulled out what must have been a syringe full of something evil and plunged it into the prisoner’s neck. The prisoner struggled, then slumped at his feet. Ben scooted his chair close and watched again -- starting, stopping, reversing and witnessing once more. It was the most horrible thing he’d ever seen. But had John been correct?
He looked up at Marge’s knick-knacks on the plaster wall. Staring back was a kitschy cross-stitch their oldest daughter had finished fifteen years prior. It read ‘Just Do It,’ the famous quote from both the Mormon prophet Spencer Kimball and a certain Oregon shoe company.
John Southland had been so convinced and so desperate for help. Ben had heard him out in his institute office but done nothing. Now he was dead, like he’d predicted, and Ben had his evidence.
Just Do It.
He turned and rummaged through a worn-out credenza drawer, finding a red envelope. He grabbed a half-sheet of paper, searched for a location on his web browser, wrote his note and sealed it up. A final glance at the cross-stitch and the decision was made. Ben quietly put his dishes in the sink and hurried to his car, an uneasy three-hour drive to Washington, DC ahead of him.
 
Chapter Two
Two Weeks Prior
The only thing interesting about the old split-level colonial atop North Tremont Avenue was its view toward Greensburg’s historic beaux-arts courthouse. The county kept it lit at night and John Southland had come to appreciate its ostentatious dome. He gazed at it most evenings with cold beer in hand, sitting on the concrete steps outside the postwar brick and clapboard home.
The panorama was between telephone wires and across a wide working-class valley, the house on the wrong side of the tracks and long-ago apportioned into three separate apartments to maximize revenue. John had been given the walkup on the main floor -- a creaky sitting room in front of a Formica kitchen with two worn-out bedrooms down a hall. Beneath him was a small basement unit, the third apartment accessed from the blacktop alley around the back.
For most, it would be a dilapidated and bleak place to live. For John, it was a mansion. He reveled in the freedom and the space, twenty years of incarceration fresh in his rearview mirror. The small pleasure of a beer with a view seemed almost magical from day one.
He hadn’t met many neighbors yet. There’d been an occasional ‘Hello, I’m Jimmy Montano,’ but John had remained quiet, taking to heart his WITSEC Inspector’s advice to start slow with the introductions. He filled his plate instead with his new job and all the rules and regulations that came with being a parolee within the U.S. Marshals Service Witness Protection Program. The secret he held also made him careful, a ticking bomb tucked an inch below his veneer.
There’d been only one purchase beyond the necessities, an old Bianchi Celeste from a pawnshop owner who had little concept of its worth. They agreed on a hundred dollars and soon the mint green racer was performing like a European custom. John set out to regain his pre-prison cycling form, spending his evenings and off-days riding the hills of Pennsylvania’s Westmoreland County. He was careful to not cross the government line as WITSEC rules didn’t allow such excursions for at least six months.
His other pastime was more critical -- finding Ben Samuels. Early attempts had been fruitless. His old friend’s name was nowhere to be found on the Mormon Church’s voluminous website. John checked multiple times, waiting over a month before calling the 800 number in Salt Lake City, not wanting one shred of connection to the threat that beset him. Out of options, he used the counter phone at the downtown library after a final attempt searching the site.
“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, how may I help you?”
“I’m trying to get in touch with one of your employees. A man who works for your church.”
“Name please.”
“Ben Samuels.”
“Which department?”
“No idea. Sorry.”
“Just a moment.”
The woman was quickly back on the line. “Yes, I found him. He works for the CES.”
“CES?”
“Church Educational System. I’ll transfer you.”
The phone clicked and another woman picked up the call. “CES, how may I help you?”
“Ben Samuels, please.”
“Who?”
“I’d like to speak with Ben Samuels.”
“…May I ask who you’re with?”
“No one, ma’am. I’m just trying to reach him.”
“He no longer works here, in our offices.”
“Can you transfer me to his location?”
“Please hold a moment.”
“I’m an old friend of his.”
“Yes sir. Please hold.”
The line switched and John found himself listening to what he recognized as the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. It was thirty seconds before someone came back on.
“This is Associate Director Oscar Trejo, may I ask who’s calling?”
The authority in the man’s voice made John want to hang up. “…James. James Montano. I’m trying to reach Ben Samuels.”
“I see. Well, I can tell you he’s no longer here.”
“Does he still work for your church?”
“For the time being. He’s out east, in West Virginia.”
John stood up straight. Ben was nearby. “Do you have a number?”
“I must ask, are you with the press?”
“The press? You mean like a reporter?”
“Yes sir.”
“No, nothing like that. Just a friend.”
John held his breath. The administrator paused, then relented. “…OK, I’ll take you at your word. I’ll give you back to my secretary and she can provide the phone number to the Morgantown Institute.”
John didn’t wait, hanging up as the Tabernacle Choir started a new hymn. He walked back to his allotted computer terminal and keyed in “Mormon Institute, Morgantown West Virginia.” The screen refreshed and the location came up. It was no more than an hour away.
The proximity and the urgency of the story he needed to share made the trip too tempting, WITSEC rules be damned. He bummed a ride from a co-worker as soon as he could. They left early and were back in Greensburg by noon, John sullen and quiet on the way home.
He’d tried his best to convince Ben in his office, but it didn’t seem his former soigneur was going to help. It left John only one option. He called his WITSEC inspector and made an appointment to share what he knew. At least the video on the remaining USB thumb drive was in good condition. He’d become adept at hiding it, choosing a space under a loose floorboard the day he arrived.
He was anxious the night before the meeting. The last thing he wanted was to be hurled back into prison on some sort of technicality. He tossed and turned until settling into a deep sleep after 2am, oblivious to the quiet crunch of a C-rake lock pick and the turn of his front door knob.
.....
John woke to the barrel of a Glock pistol shoved against his shoulder, the beam of a flashlight dancing across the bed.
“Wake up.”
John rolled over. The handgun and nine hundred lumens flashed in his eyes. “What’s going on?”
“Get dressed. You’re going for a ride.”
“What? Turn that light off.”
“Get up. That’s the last time I’m going to tell you.”
John scooted to the edge of the bed. “Who are you?”
“A friend or a nightmare. Your decision. Like I said, it’s time for a ride. Put on your bike gear.”
John’s head cleared. He stood and didn’t ask any more questions -- the intruder wasn’t playing a game. He went to the dresser and pulled on his lone pair of bike shorts, then picked up his socks and cycling shoes.
The man tossed him a T-shirt hanging from a chair. “Slow and steady. Head out the front door.”
A panel van waited outside. Its cargo door was open and a driver sat behind a tinted window. John’s Bianchi was already stowed in the back. He got in and sat beside it while the man with the gun jumped in after him and slid the door shut. The van pulled away from the curb, the Glock held steady toward John’s chest.
John didn’t understand. Why the bike? If they were going to kill him, they’d have shot him in bed. Did they know about the video?
“Where are we going?”
The man wagged his gun. “Shut up. Just sit there.”
Maybe it was something else? Someone he’d testified against returning to settle a score? A midnight visit from one of the cartels? There were too many enemies to keep straight and it would do no good to ask. He went quiet, focusing his eyes beyond his captor, out the back windows.
He could tell by the streetlights and the storefronts they were headed south on State Highway 119 over I-70 toward Uniontown, and that they turned east on Pechin Parkway after the county fairgrounds. Even in the dark it was easy to track the route. He’d ridden it several times over the six weeks he’d lived in Greensburg.
A mile further and the van came to a stop in front of a deserted cement plant. The driver got out and walked away. In the distance, John heard a chain rattle and a gate swing open. There was a whistle back toward the van.
The man with the gun turned on his flashlight and slid open the door. “Put on your shoes.”
John did as he was told and followed him outside.
“Forgetting something?”
“What?”
“Your bike. You can ride home from here.”
A car’s headlights appeared around the bend as John stepped back to the van. The car slowed as it passed and the man lowered his gun. John thought to jump into the road, but it went by before he had the chance.
The man was undeterred. “Get your bike and ride.”
John pulled the Bianchi forward and onto the ground. He spun it around and climbed on. The man turned off his flashlight and stepped close, the scene illuminated only by the van’s taillights. John noticed his captor was at least four inches shorter than himself.
“One more thing.”
The man leaned in and thrust a five-inch tactical knife through John’s right side, even with his stomach. It penetrated his abdomen, slicing his liver, spleen and tearing through his intestines. John screamed and collapsed to his handlebars, the knife held hard inside him, the pain both sharp and dull. The man wrapped his other arm around John’s back and held him steady.
John gasped, his gut burning and blood starting to spill. “Why?” The man yanked the knife out and dropped it to the ground. He grabbed his gun and pressed it to the back of John’s skull. “Justice for the people you murdered. Now ride home. If you make it, you’ll live.”
John didn’t move, blood flowing down his side. He tried to speak but fluid pooled in his throat.
The man gave him a shove. “Ride!”
There was nothing left to do. John pushed off and clicked into his pedals, his right hand pressing his wound and tears streaming down his face. The Glock followed his every move.
Fifty yards, one hundred yards and forward. John was delirious and confused with only his God-given talent keeping him upright. He thought of Greensburg, his new home. The stone steps, the beer. His new job, his new life. There was no way he’d make it. A cry for help on the main road was his only hope. But there had to be separation. He had to get away. He ignored the wound and tried to stand from his saddle, pouring what little he had left into the bike.
He’d made it almost a half mile before he sensed headlights gaining on him, the whine of a powerful engine closing in. John tried to swerve, but the blood loss caused his reactions to slow. The empty cement truck hit him square at forty miles an hour, its barrel spinning as the undercarriage bounced over him like an animal in the roadway. John’s last thought was of his old college roommate, a final prayer sent skyward that Ben Samuels would do the right thing.
 
Chapter Three
Tuesday, July 16th
The courier service delivered the red envelope to the front security desk of the Robert F. Kennedy Justice Building during the lunch hour. It was examined and time-stamped by the Mail Services Risk Assessment Team and hand-delivered to Susan Rivas, the United States Solicitor General’s Confidential Secretary. The unusual color caught her attention. She found it odd, a short note marked “For the immediate eyes of the United States Solicitor General only,” with no return address. Deciding it was warranted and straightening her skirt, Susan took it through the whitewood archway into the solicitor’s office.
She found Walter Peterson alone and busy, three hours into a session of summer prep for the upcoming autumn Supreme Court term. He’d finished the lunch she’d brought him from the executive dining room and there’d been no other interruptions since the morning’s staff meeting. He glanced up as she passed the flag array by the chesterfield sofas, coming forward to his desk. Handed the envelope, he emptied it and read the half-sheet scrap inside.
“I am an LDS Institute Director. I know what you are doing. Meet tonight at 10pm, 5300 West Cedar, Bethesda, Maryland.”
Susan stood silent, watching him turn it over and look back at the envelope. He found a similar result -- there was nothing indicating authorship outside shaky penmanship. He looked at her and again at the letter. “Who delivered this?”
“Mail Services brought it to my desk. Any idea what it’s about?”
“No.”
“Anything you’d have me do?”
“…Nothing. I’ll check it through Chris later.”
“Are you sure? I could have him come over, maybe the FBI as well?”
“I’ll take care of it.”
Susan was used to the abruptness. She knew to be on her toes around the solicitor. “Alright. Anything else for me?”
Peterson re-read the short message and then laid it down. “Has SCOTUS gotten back about October’s schedule? Everyone was concerned this morning. The session is still three months away, but it’s normal to have a draft docket by now.”
Susan shook her head. The Supreme Court’s administrative officer had told her it would be several more days. Peterson grunted and adjusted his reading glasses. “What about the Penitentiary Commission? I’ve made a couple site visits as the attorney general requested. If I’m going again it needs to be soon, before we ramp to full speed for the fall.”
“I’ll check that for you. The calendar has a Commission meeting next week. You know, the AG isn’t expecting you to attend everything as you’re doing this ad hoc.”
“All hands on deck, Susan. Besides, it gets me out and around the country. Boots on the ground, so to speak.”
“Yes sir.”
He nodded and returned to his files.
Susan had to hide a half-grin as she walked away. The idea of her venerable Mormon boss a ‘boots on the ground’ anything was farcical. Bald, obese and unfit for any activity requiring sturdy shoes, she’d never met a man more behind the desk, blue blood and patrician. A woman on her block was LDS and Susan knew her to be the sweetest neighbor around. She couldn’t imagine Peterson neighbor to anyone.
She glanced back from the doorway. Peterson had picked up the phone and was starting a call, the anonymous note in his hand. Susan turned to her workstation and watched the PBX screen. Deputy U.S. Marshal Chris Powers’ line went active five seconds later.
 
Chapter Four
Ben found more time on his hands than he’d anticipated after watching the courier deliver his note. He drove north out of downtown to the small Bethesda warehouse he’d chosen online. Arriving, he found it unfenced and back from the main road, secluded with hills and heavy trees bordering two sides. He circled it and set the stage. Light pole placements were noted, as was the fact there were no exterior cameras in place. He marked a corner spot to park and patted himself on the back as he left. It seemed perfect.
He continued north on Old Georgetown Road through DC suburbia and past a large shopping area. His Honda Accord then merged east onto the Capital Beltway. He smiled as mecca quickly appeared on his left. Though half-hidden in the dense summer green, it stood elegant and soaring above the landscape. The Washington, DC LDS Temple, the single-most recognizable Mormon setting on the American east coast. He exited Georgia Avenue and was soon in the busy parking lot, the spired white building in front of him.
Ben felt no inclination to go inside. It was enough to be on the grounds, even in the summer heat. It brought the first bit of peace since his visit with John. He found a garden bench across from his car, walked over and sat down. Bowing his head, he offered a short prayer for guidance and help -- even a sign that he was on the right path.
That the solicitor general was also LDS and had probably sat on the same bench loomed large in his mind. Walter Peterson was one of the most famous Latter-day Saints in the world, Mormons looking to him with much the same esteem as the senior leaders of their church. A cult of personality existed, his name mentioned in the same breath with Hall of Fame LDS athletes, entertainers and politicians. Few Latter-day Saints were held in higher regard. A surprise appointment by an unconventional president three years prior, Peterson’s Senate confirmation had been can’t-miss television for Mormons across the country. His legal acumen and forceful confidence impressed everyone and left his church community beaming with pride.
Peterson being such a prominent member of his church had been the tipping point in Ben’s decision to confront him. As the good solicitor surely desired protection of his image and standing, Ben reasoned he’d be amenable to such a discussion. The hope was for a brother-to-brother recognition, some sort of ease-the-throttle-back, get everything on the table, save-face. Foolish? Yes. Dangerous? Maybe. He at least took comfort that Mormons were well-known for such admirable foolishness on occasion.
An older, Sunday-dressed couple turned toward him, smiling and holding hands as they walked. Ben shook his head and sighed. His own marriage was far from a mirror image. As Peterson had risen, he’d gone the other way. Purpose had eluded him since his demotion and transfer to West Virginia, his wife feeling the effects even more so. Though they’d both fought depression and a sense of futility in their new surrounds, Marge had isolated herself to the point their relationship had started to strain -- Ben’s ‘what can I do to help’ met too-often with a cold stare and the covers pulled tight.
The couple approached. Ben realized he had no tie on and probably looked out of place. He compensated by standing to greet them.
The woman smiled. “Such a beautiful day to be at the temple.”
“Yes Ma’am.”
She stopped and pointed to cars across the parking lot. “The different license plates are always so interesting.”
“Excuse me?”
“Look at that row. People here today from Virginia, Ohio, Tennessee, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Massachusetts. I love that. Summer vacation must have them on the road -- so nice they chose to come to the House of the Lord along their way.”
Ben played along, pointing at his car backed into its spot. “What about that one?”
The woman looked and then turned back, perplexed. “I have no idea, it doesn’t have a front plate.”
Ben smiled. “That’s mine. I live in West Virginia where front plates aren’t required.”
The woman laughed. “We’ll include you in our count anyway.”
Keen to beat the heat, the woman’s husband patted her arm and looked toward Ben. “You have a nice day.”
Ben stood staring at the cars as they walked off. It was interesting commentary, something to share with his students back at the institute in Morgantown. He thought of all the license plates he’d owned over the course of his life. Washington, Arizona, Florida, Texas, Utah and now West Virginia. He’d have a nice display for his garage had he kept them.
Then, an instant realization of a flaw. Ben looked down the walk at the elderly couple and back at his car. If Peterson had his plate checked, he’d discover who he was. Ben wasn’t ready for that. If John Southland had been correct, Peterson was a menace. The short-lived peace in his heart evaporated. He felt the entire impetuous idea unravel, the grand confrontation less noble by the second.
You’re going to get yourself killed.
He returned to his car with his shoulders low and exited the lot without another thought toward the temple. He headed west, toward the shopping centers on Old Georgetown Road, intent on lunch and little else.
 
Chapter Five
June 1st, 1990
CES Area Director Oscar Trejo waited for his boss on the eighth floor of the LDS Church Office Building. He was off the clock and self-conscious minus a suit, visiting Salt Lake City on a vacation day to attend a family function. He hadn’t planned on the summons and was glad he at least had a white shirt and tie to wear.
Ushered into Associate Director Ronald Hayes’s large office by a secretary and left alone, Trejo found an oversized U.S. map propped on an easel beside the desk. Multi-colored stickpins were placed in college towns throughout the eastern United States. Trejo figured they were potential sites for the new Regional Select Institutes, knowing Church Educational System leadership had appointed Hayes to oversee the project. He was studying the map when the Associate Director entered and shut the door. Trejo pointed at the stick pins and spoke with his usual candor. “Are these what I think they are?”
Hayes smiled. “If by ‘these’ you mean potential Regional Select Institute sites, the answer is yes.”
“May I speak freely, sir?”
“I wouldn’t have it any other way.”
Trejo ran his index finger down the right side of the map. “I don’t like it.”
“What’s not to like?”
“These ‘RSI’s. I don’t like the concept or the philosophy. Are we really going to encourage these students to not come to Brigham Young University or institute programs in Utah, urging them instead to stay back east for college?”
“That’s the general idea, yes.”
Hayes scooted past Trejo and sat down at his desk. He opened the center drawer and retrieved a paper-clipped set of four index cards. Trejo continued as he moved to a chair opposite his boss. “Why would we do that? How is it better than bringing them out west? Many of the eastern programs have less than a hundred students.”
Hayes took a deep breath and looked across the desk. “How are you, Oscar?”
Trejo grinned, realizing he’d jumped ahead. “Fine, sir.”
“Wife and kids?”
“Everyone’s good. They’re all waiting for me at my in-laws’. We’re attending a high school graduation tonight.”
“Who’s graduating?”
“My wife’s sister.”
“Wow. I know you’re the youngest of our Area Directors, but to have a sister-in-law graduating from high school is quite something. How old are you?”
“I’m thirty-eight, my wife’s thirty-three. She’s the oldest in her family, with eight brothers and sisters. This is the last of them.”
“Well, I hope you enjoy yourselves. When are you heading back to Arizona?”
“Tomorrow. The family will stay here a while, now that school’s out. How did you know I was even in Utah?”
“Simple. I called your office in Phoenix and found you were on the road. Your secretary gave me the number where you were staying.” “How can I help?”
“For starters, let me address your point about low enrollment at our eastern institutes. What about the students there now, Oscar? Don’t you think they would appreciate extra resources and more LDS kids joining them?”
Trejo ignored the logic. “It seems like we’re conducting an experiment which might hurt more than help in the long run.”
“The long run is why we’re doing this. The idea is to foster organic, regional growth. LDS students staying in their home areas to attend college, meeting others doing the same, marrying and settling where they’re from. Growing the church that way.”
“Sounds pie in the sky.”
Hayes shuffled his cards. “What about your Arizona Area? If I’m not mistaken, you have over five thousand Mormon students attending non-LDS colleges and their adjacent institutes down there. Why not shoot for those numbers elsewhere? Ignoring these sorts of things not only stalls the growth of our institutes outside the inter-mountain west, it very well hinders the growth of the church in those regions as well.
How many of these kids who come to Utah wind up going back to where they’re from after they graduate? And what happens to those areas of the church when they leave? Like a leaky faucet, a constant drip of strength exiting the very places that not only need them, but the spots these young folks call home. And where do they wind up? They either stay here, where we already have an overflowing strength, or land in a third place with no roots and a yearning to move yet again. No Oscar, I don’t see it like you seem to anymore. Fortifying institute programs to retain many of these students in their home areas is what we should be doing, and these RSI’s are just what the doctor ordered.”
Hayes doled out the index cards across his desk. Trejo sat forward and watched. College Station, Texas; Gainesville, Florida; Blacksburg, Virginia and East Lansing, Michigan. Texas A&M, the University of Florida, Virginia Tech and Michigan State -- already four of the largest institute programs east of the Rocky Mountains. Hayes looked up and continued. “These are the four we’ve decided to start with and the groundwork has already been laid. Marketing materials have been drafted and Church architects have visited the sites, submitting plans to renovate and expand each one. I now have to recommend additional staff, including full-fledged assistant directors at each location.”
Hayes picked up a card and got to his point. “Tell me about this fellow you have in Mesa, Ben Samuels.”
“Samuels? Great guy with a full head of steam.”
“So I’ve heard. He has a Master’s in Higher Education and was baptized in an institute font. If his interview goes well, I’m thinking of sending him here….”
Hayes handed Trejo the card in his hand. Trejo took it, reading it aloud. “Gainesville, Florida. The University of Florida.”
He turned serious. “Well, if you’re going to do this, I think Ben’s perfect. Amazing really. How did you hear about him?”
“He’s inquired about moving from our high school seminary programs to the collegiate institutes.”
Trejo smiled. “He’s an interesting case study. A convert who never attended high school seminary, now teaching it and doing quite well. He’s been in Mesa several years and seems content, but it wouldn’t surprise me if bigger things were ahead for Ben.”
“He grew up in Spokane, Washington, right?”
“I think so. He joined the church while attending Washington State University, in Pullman. He’s told me that. His wife introduced him to the missionaries, back when they were dating.”
“I look forward to meeting him.”
“I have a different idea for you. If you’re serious about this ‘homegrown’ business, why not assign someone who happens to be from Florida to be the new assistant director? Send that person home and leave Samuels in Arizona. We’d hate to lose him.”
Hayes put his elbows on his desk and leaned forward. “Excellent question, Oscar. It goes to my larger point. We’ve actually looked into that, at all four sites. Would you believe we don’t have a single qualified CES employee who hails from Texas, Florida, Virginia or Michigan? Think about that -- it’s a telling fact. Twenty or thirty years from now, we hope to find a different circumstance. Maybe you’ll be sitting in my chair by then. If you are, I hope you’ll find more options than I have today.”
Trejo wasn’t ready to quit. “I still don’t like it, sir. As a parent, I’ll do everything I can to get my kids to one of our church colleges and would only consider something like an RSI as a last resort. I wouldn’t even want them at the major Arizona universities attending the institute programs I oversee. I want them here in Utah, where we’re at our best.”
“I understand, and we’re not interested in weakening the church schools. This will be an additional, fortified resource to work in tandem with what we have here in the inter-mountain west. Let’s not forget, these institute programs already exist. Our goal is to strengthen them, create a few gems to shine bright and give the LDS students from these areas another solid option to consider.” “What about financial considerations? One of the great benefits of church colleges is the tithing-supported low cost. Certainly BYU is a cheaper option than the University of Florida.”
“We’re working on that as well. As part of the roll-out, LDS endowments and scholarships will be set up and encouraged at each RSI site. We’ll be asking the membership to consider donations. It’ll defray the cost differences and further enhance the visibility and viability of the programs.”
“Do you think you’ll get much in the way of contributions?”
“I’m confident we will. These programs might be small, but they’ve had their successes over the years. We’ll be reaching out to the alumni, as well as the general membership. I believe it will work, and work well.”
“Florida would be lucky to have someone like Ben Samuels. Why not send him to Washington, where he’s from? I’m sure he’d love that. I visited his classroom a couple months ago. He had a Washington State banner on his wall.”
Hayes reached over and retrieved the card from his area director. “No, it’s east of the Rockies where the interest lies. If these four programs are successful, we’ll expand from there. As you’ve said, it seems Ben will do well wherever he’s assigned. At least for now, it’s Florida that’s in the cards for him.”
 
Chapter Six
Tuesday, July 16th
Ben was still smoking when the black SUV entered the parking lot and disappeared to the other side of the warehouse. Opening his door, he cursed himself for being so dramatic with the cigarettes. He’d smoked for three hours straight, more in remembrance of a life long passed than any desire to calm his nerves. He got out, stubbed his last one and threw the almost-empty pack in a nearby dumpster.
Enough of that.
He took a deep breath and headed the other way around, rehearsing what he would say.
I know what you did. I know what you are doing…
The SUV’s yellow fog lamps brightened his path as he turned the final corner, the vehicle fifty yards ahead. A man was standing outside the open driver’s door. He reached in and flipped on the high beams, assaulting Ben’s eyes with a blinding white.
“That’s far enough.”
Ben stopped and raised his hands halfway as the man came toward him. He was short and thin, quite the opposite from what Ben knew of Walter Peterson’s large build. The man’s suit, tie and confident gait identified him as a deputy or agent, a man with a badge and a gun. He approached, looked Ben over and then patted him down, spinning him around to double-check.
“What’s your name and what do you want with the Solicitor General?”
“I need to speak with him.”
“I need to see some ID.”
“I’d rather not disclose who I am. Is he with you?”
“Did you write that note?”
Ben started to answer but saw another man climb out of the SUV, shutting the door behind him. “Chris, it’s ok, send him over.” Chris forced a smile. “I guess you win. Follow me.”
Peterson’s thickset frame cast a wide shadow in the dim light. Tall and overweight to a fault without a hair on his head, he resembled a former athlete who’d let himself go, his glory years decades behind him. He was dressed to match his guard, but as they came to the passenger side of the SUV, Ben could tell his suit and tie were from a much better store -- the United States Solicitor General before him.
Ben hesitated then stepped close, an image of his dead friend appearing in his mind. Peterson wrinkled his nose and leaned back on his heels. “Who are you and what’s this cloak and dagger business about?”
Ben glanced at Chris, astonished he’d made it to the moment at hand. He turned and looked Peterson in the eye. “Never mind who I am. I’m here about James Montano.”
Peterson raised his eyebrows. “Who?”
“I’m sure you know the name.”
Peterson scraped his shoe across the asphalt. “The note you wrote this morning. You’re an institute director for the Church? Where?”
“Yes, I work for the Church out here. Telling you that was the only way I could get this meeting. But I’m not here to talk about me. I want to talk about James Montano.”
“Again, I don’t know anyone by that name. To be honest, this is quite strange. If you aren’t going to tell me more about you, this little waste of my time is over.”
Peterson turned and reached for his door. Ben gathered himself and brought forward his case. “I think you killed him…. And if you did, I know he’s not the only one.”
His fist on the handle, Peterson stared at the reflection in the window and seemed lost in thought. He then straightened and swung back, his demeanor cold, his voice that of a seasoned prosecutor. “First, would that be cigarettes I smell? Mormon institute director? I think not.”
Ben tried to reply but was cut off.
“Second, I have no idea what you’re talking about and it’s obvious you don’t know what you’re doing here. Third, though I haven’t had the privilege of an introduction, you seem to know who I am. I would think that might give you pause. I know nothing of a ‘James Montano.’ I suggest you slink back to your car and head home before you find yourself in serious trouble.”
Ben pressed as Chris stepped forward to intercede. “James ‘Jimmy’ Montano, AKA John Southland, witness protection case WS436C. Found dead in a ditch three days ago, south of Greensburg, Pennsylvania. He came to me last week, told me everything and gave me proof.”
Peterson’s bald head cocked to the right, his eyes widening at the mention of John’s real name. He dropped his hand from the SUV’s door and started toward Ben, raising his chin like a prizefighter sizing up an opponent.
Ben caught his breath and stepped back. Chris grabbed his arm and shuffled him off, letting him go in front of the headlights.
“Stand still with your hands where I can see them. Stay like that until we leave.”
Awash in the light, Ben watched as Chris went back behind Peterson, who stood glaring his way. He opened the rear passenger door and tugged on the solicitor general’s coat.
“Come on boss, let’s go.”
Peterson sneered and shook his head, then turned and climbed back into the vehicle. Chris retreated to his driver’s seat and put the SUV into reverse. Ben stayed put, his nerves shot and mind racing, the taste of something much worse than cigarettes in his mouth.
.....
Peterson pulled out his phone and sent a text to Neck, stationed nearby in a stand of hackberry trees.
-Stand down.
He looked out the window and up the hill, catching a glimpse of his lanky security assistant lowering his sniper rifle. Peterson then turned toward the windshield and took stock of the so-called institute director. Just under six feet tall and waspy white, he had a pot belly, balding salt and pepper hair, cheap shoes, wire-framed glasses and a skittish demeanor. The typical build of a fellow Mormon in his mid-fifties. Though he resisted the thought, he had to admit -- every box was checked.
“Proof? What proof could he have?”
He ordered Chris to step on it and they were gone.
 
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2020.03.24 16:05 Texas1971 Carollaisms

Haven’t updated in awhile, but here’s some “light reading” for everyone while we’re locked in. These just crack me up. Enjoy, stay safe and wash up. 🧼 GETITON

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2019.11.08 12:37 TubalReveral Tubal Ligation Reversal Specialist Georgia

Tubal Ligation Reversal Doctor Gainesville, Georgia

Lakeshore Surgical Center 2320 Limestone Pkwy Gainesville, GA 30501 (770) 531-1181
A tubal ligation reversal is an operation to permit someone who has had a tubal ligation to try to get pregnant again. Lakeshore Surgical Center has performed thousands of tubal reversals and treats women from all over the world. The tubal reversal surgery consists of two parts; how you get into the pelvis to the tubes and what you do once you are in there to restore the patient’s fertility.

How Tubal Reversal Surgery Works

PART ONE

To minimize post-op discomfort and to speed up recovery, we perform your tubal reversal through a small incision, usually about 3 inches long, right above the pubic hairline. Normally in surgery, mechanical retractors are used to hold the skin apart. These retractors are not used in mini-laparotomies and this reduces post-op pain dramatically.
The idea is to gently move the skin over the tube being worked on rather than opening a wide incision that exposes both tubes at once. Our doctors have over 60 years of surgical experience, and our medical director, Dr. Greene, was one of the first surgeons anywhere to perform major pelvic surgery through a mini-laparotomy incision.

PART TWO

The second part of the tubal reversal is to rejoin the separated ends of the fallopian tubes. The fallopian tubes have to be located, released from adhesions that stick them to surrounding structures, trimmed of any scar tissue, and then rejoined with tiny sutures. During this part, magnifying glasses are used to magnify the operative site. The sutures are finer than the finest hair. Great care is taken to be very gentle with your tissues; this minimizes post-op pain and makes a successful pregnancy more likely.

After Your Surgery

You should be fine to travel the day after surgery and able to work 3-4 days later unless you do very heavy physical work. Serious problems are very rare; one doctor has reported doing almost 300 cases with no serious problems. We have never had to transfuse anyone at our center. We have never had to admit anyone to the nearby hospital with complications although we have a transfer agreement if we ever do. All this doesn’t mean you are guaranteed not to have problems; just that it is very unlikely.
THE PROCEDURE:
If you have had your tubes “tied” and you want to have another baby, you may be a candidate for tubal ligation reversal. Many patients who have been told they should have IVF (In Vitro Fertilization) actually have better chances of getting pregnant with less invested and less risk with tubal ligation reversal. We cannot emphasize this enough.

Tubal Reversal vs. IVF

IVF costs $10,000 per cycle and most experts will tell you not to consider it unless you try a minimum of 3 cycles. Tubal ligation reversal at Lakeshore Surgical Center is $6,900, and your chances of successfully getting pregnant can be up to 70% or more depending on your natural fertility.
Lakeshore Surgical Center has specialized in outpatient gynecologic procedures since 1991. Our goal has been to minimize post-op discomfort, pre-op anxiety, and maximize safety. We feel we have “written the book” on patient comfort, both physical and mental. We are small, focused, and concerned.

Our Doctors

Dr. William Greene, Jr., M.D. has a degree in chemistry from the University of Florida, a medical degree from the University of Miami, and completed his residency in obstetrics and gynecology at the University of Miami Jackson Memorial Hospital. Dr. Greene’s postgraduate training in microsurgery was done at the department of plastic surgery at M.D. Anderson hospital in Houston, Texas and the Moet Institute in San Fransisco.
Dr. Greene is board certified in obstetrics and gynecology by the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology and is a fellow of the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology. Additionally, he was on the board of directors of the Georgia Ob-Gyn Society and on the physician’s advisory council for the Department of Family and Children’s Services for the State of Georgia.
Dr. Wendell A. Turner received his Bachelor of Science in Chemistry from Georgia Tech, his M.D. from the Medical College of Georgia and completed his residency in Obstetrics and Gynecology at the Medical College of Georgia. He is a fellow of the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology and a Diplomate of the American Board of Obstetrics and Gynecology.

Procedure & Technique

If you decide to come to Lakeshore Surgical Center for outpatient tubal ligation reversal, we ask that you come the afternoon of the day before your surgery so you can meet our staff and get the necessary lab and paperwork out of the way. You can ask all the questions you want and tour our facility so you feel more at home the next day.
The morning of your tubal ligation reversal you will meet with anesthesia and talk about any concerns you have. At Lakeshore Surgical Center, we use only general anesthesia for our patients.
Our physicians believe that the key to successful tubal ligation reversal is careful surgical technique – taking each layer as it comes, controlling even small amounts of bleeding, keeping the tissues moist and using very small sutures. Each layer receives a local anesthetic to make you more comfortable when you are recovering.
When your surgery is finished, we will keep you in our center until you think you are ready to leave. This usually takes an hour. We will then see you the next morning to make sure you’re okay and will continue to call you at home during your recovery and from time to time after that.
Timeline – The steps you need to take to have your tubal ligation reversed:
  1. Look over our website and decide if this is something you and your partner would like to do.
  2. Contact Lakeshore Surgical Center at 1-877-588-5594 or email us using our contact form. We will send you a Health History form and a Medical Release of Information for you to fill out so we can request a copy of the operative report from your tubal ligation. You can also download the forms directly from our website.
  3. One of our Doctors or Case Management Specialists will review your records and call you to discuss your chances of success. This will give you the opportunity to discuss questions you may have about tubal reversal, IVF, or other concerns.
  4. Before our doctor speaks with a patient we must have a health history form and an operative note, if one is available.
  5. Call us to schedule a surgery appointment.
  6. See: Schedule your visit with us.
  7. Make your travel arrangements if you are flying. Contact us if you need assistance. We recommend you plan on being at our clinic before noon the day before your surgery. You should plan on leaving in the late afternoon the day following your procedure. If you are flying into Atlanta there is a shuttle service available from the airport and back. We highly recommend renting a car from the airport. We will schedule hotel reservations for the patient and person over the age of 18 who is accompanying you after a deposit is paid.
  8. See: Accommodations during your stay with us.
  9. The day of pre-op you will be sent for a CBC and urinalysis. If you or your husband has engaged in high-risk behavior, we recommend an AIDS and Hepatitis C screening. At the time of pre-op you will be given two Zantacs. We will go over the instructions in more detail the day of pre-op.
  10. See: Lab test for your procedure.
  11. Two weeks prior to the scheduled surgery date, we recommend that you stop taking all dietary supplements. You may still continue taking a multivitamin.
  12. We do not accept personal checks as a method of payment.
  13. See: Costs and payment options
  14. Two weeks prior to your appointment your complete payment needs to be in our office. If it’s not possible we will reschedule you for when it can be done. There is a $500.00 charge to change an appointment once it is confirmed and the payment has been made.
  15. Come the day prior to your tubal reversal to meet us and tour our surgery center. We will get your paperwork completed and answer any last-minute questions. This visit will also allow you to meet the nurses who will tend to you the following day.
  16. Come to our center for your tubal ligation reversal.
  17. We will check you the morning after your surgery to make sure everything is okay.
  18. Call us when your pregnancy test is positive!
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2019.09.17 00:16 Reddit_Help99 I caught my mother having intercourse with a young stranger. I don't know what to do, need help.

Only brief information about us: We actually came to Gainesville, Florida, in 2001 from Iran, I was only a few months old and we came to the United States because my father got a good job offer here that he couldn't refuse. Sadly my father passed away in 2006 due to speeding. My mother raised me alone and worked really hard to give me a good life as possible. We used to own a gym before, so mom would always train there, she cared alot about her body and health, she has a very good athletic body, she is also quite tall, 5ft10, which helped here strength even more. Today (2019) I am 18 years old and my mother is 44 years old. The guy that is also involved is 19 years old.

So it goes back to April of this year (2019), when my mother's best and closest friend Linda came over to our house, she had a young guy named Garry with her. Mom served coffee and we all sat in the kitchen, I usually do not attend when guests come over, but Linda came with a stranger, a male, so I couldn't leave. Linda's son is a year older than me, but a good friend of mine. She first presented Garry to us, said that he was a friend of her son, and has recently moved in to a area here in Gainesville, close to our house. He left his parents to live on his own because he had gotten a new job here. Then she started talking to my mom about a trip she, her son, his girlfriend and Garry would go on, and Linda tried to persuade mom to go with them.

The trip was to Ibiza, and they would stay there 4 weeks, mom refused and explained that she couldn't join them on this trip because of me, because my graduation was in May. So Linda told mom that they could stay 2 weeks instead, mom was still unsure, but after a long discussion and pressure by Linda and Garry, mom finally accepted. I wasn't pleased because I didn't like the idea of my mom traveling to another country alone and with men in the trip as well. Garry was quiet but stared at my mother very much, I felt quite uncomfortable. They then left and I talked with my mom about this trip and she told me that it wasn't a big deal, she also spoke to our next door neighbors and made sure they would check on me now and then.

I drove mom to the airport, hugged her and wished her a safe trip. She met with the the rest of the company and they all left. This 2 weeks were a pretty hard, I wasn't used to be separated from mom. But I focused on school because it was not so much left, and I wanted to graduate with as good grades as possible. I called mom a few times the first week, from what I learned, she was happy. Then a picture from Linda's son's mobile was sent to me, it was a picture of them in the beach, I was surprised when I saw the picture. Linda, her son and his girlfriend were standing close to each other with their hands over each other's shoulders, then a few meters away, my mom stood with Garry, she had her hand on her hip and Garry had his arm around her shoulders. What made me disappointed and very annoyed was how close he stood next to her and that the others were in a place while Mom and Garry were a few meters away. I tried to not make a huge deal out of it so I forgot about it.

Then I got a call from my mom, she told me that they would arrive tomorrow, early in the morning, she told me that she didn't need a ride home because they would all order an uber. The next day when I woke up I heard sounds coming from downstairs. I quickly dressed and walked down, there I saw my mom drinking coffee and chatting with Garry, they were laughing out loud and smiling. I joined them, it felt very awkard with him in our house, then I asked what he was doing here, and mom replied that he came over because he wanted to borrow something and that she invited him in for coffee. I just nodded and drank. He then left and I started talking strictly to my mother, where I said that he can not come over, that he has nothing to do here, if he wants to hang out with me he should come to me.

The next day when I was driving back home from school I noticed Garry walking on the side of the highway, he walked out of the area where I live, and it was strange, because he doesn't live here so it was abnormal for him to go here. I then got an idiotic thought that he maybe was at my house, but that was impossible I thought, my mother would never invite a stranger in to the house if I'm not home. I got home, mom was in the shower, I went upstairs to my room. When mom got out of the shower I asked her if someone came to our place, she said no.
Then the day was here, I graduated, I had very good grades and mom looked very happy and proud. Linda and her son were there, they both congratulated me. Then Garry came, he greeted us all and hugged Mom, I saw Linda grinning strangely.

Then came two very calm months, (June and July) where I did nothing, then in the beginning of August Linda's son and some of our other friends decided that we would travel to Mexico and be there for a week, Mom looked incredibly happy, normally she usually doesn't like me going anywhere alone without her. The thing that worried me while I was there, was mom, she was alone. When I got back from Mexico while driving back home, I saw Garry, this time, leaving my house, he closed the door and left. I was shocked, the thought of a stranger in my mom's house and she is allowing it made me angrier. I walked in and mom immediately hugged me, Linda was also there. That was a big relief for me. Then almost every single day I saw Garry always walking out of our area, I didn't suspect anything then, because I thought he went to Linda's house. Then for almost 2 weeks ago, I walked in to the house, mom was not there, I could tell, because her shoes wasn't there, I then saw that Linda was there, talking on the phone. I tried to calmly and slowly walk up to my room so that I don't have to greet her, while walking upstairs I heard Linda talking with somebody over the phone, it looked like she was talking to a male and was congratulating him for getting the woman he wanted. I understood nothing and kept walking up to my room.

Later that day I had work, so I drove, but took a different road this time, a quicker one. While driving I saw a woman, looking exactly like my mother leaving a house, she kissed the guy that was walking her out and hugged him, then started walking away, I started to feel an emptiness and fear inside of me, I had to know something. The day after when mom left the house, I followed her from behind, without her knowing it. We walked a bit, then reached a house, she went to the house and just opened the door and walked in, the door was open, so I walked in after her. I wished that I would never see what I saw, and I hope that no one will ever see what I saw. As I was walking to the room there, I saw my mom making out with Garry, then he laid her on the bed and they both started undressing themselves, I couldn't watch and left the house. I have never felt this abandoned, forgotten, betrayad and destroyed.

So I have known mom's dark secret for about 2 weeks, i'm a hundred percent sure that they have been sleeping with each other for a long time, since that trip to Ibiza in April, I believe. Mom doesn't know that I already know everything, and I haven't spoken to her yet, so I turn to you here in reddit for help and your advice on what to do, because I don't know what to do, I need help to figure it out, I hope you all can help me during this difficault time. Also is this a normal relationship/dating between my mom and Garry?
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2019.08.26 14:54 Im-a-molecule [Artist Spotlight] - Against Me!

Against Me!
punk folk punk rock
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Before becoming a full-fledged punk band, Against Me! was an acoustic solo project spearheaded by Laura Jane Grace, who began playing shows as a 17-year-old in Gainesville, Florida. Starting in 1997, Grace performed as a solo act wherever anyone would have her, drawing much influence from early acoustic protest music. By 2001, she'd beefed up her sound with the help of a full band -- including guitarist James Bowman, drummer Warren Oakes, and bassist Andrew Seward -- but there would always be some anarchism and Billy Bragg in the group's raucous braggadocio. After a few initial 12" and 7" releases, Against Me! issued the fan favorite Reinventing Axl Rose in 2002. The underground hit blended elements of punk, folk, and country into socially conscious and impassioned anthems. Continuing their reputation of always being on the road, the musicians logged countless tour dates around the country in support of their early material.
A slightly more polished album, As the Eternal Cowboy, was released in 2003 on the indie label Fat Wreck, followed by a compilation of that album's demos titled The Original Cowboy. After the release of a DVD (We're Never Going Home) and another 7", the band returned with its most mature effort to date, 2005's Searching for a Former Clarity. A subsequent headlining tour in support of the introspective, politically aggressive album saw Against Me! proudly hitting every U.S. state, and they signed with Sire Records in December 2005. Later they issued a rough version of Searching for a Former Clarity, titled Total Clarity. They were back on the road by spring 2006, this time opening for the Alkaline Trio, and spent the summer months playing the main stage at the Warped Tour. Though Against Me! were officially signed to Sire's roster, they released their last indie album in the form of Americans Abroad!!! Against Me!!! Live in London!!!, a concert album recorded while on tour in London with Murder by Death.
In July 2007, the band's major-label debut -- New Wave, a decidedly more rock-oriented record produced by Butch Vig -- hit shelves. New Wave was the first album by Against Me! with no acoustic tracks; it was also their first on a major label's tab. Reviews were generally favorable, and the band toured heavily in support of its release. By the summer of 2009, drummer Warren Oakes had officially left the group to pursue an alternate career as a restaurateur, eventually opening up a Tex-Mex eatery in Gainesville. Hot Water Music's George Rebelo joined in his place, and the revised lineup re-enlisted Butch Vig to produce the White Crosses album, which appeared in mid-2010. White Crosses debuted at 34 on the Billboard 200 and Against Me! were prepared to launch an international tour when they canceled a planned leg through Australia and New Zealand in September of 2010. Two months later, the band parted ways with Sire, and then prepared for some end-of-the-year shows with Jay Weinberg sitting in for Rebelo on drums, a move that was made permanent early in 2011. That spring, the demos collection Total Clarity appeared on Fat Wreck Chords, and as Against Me! started work on a new album, they launched their own record label called Total Treble Music; that year, Grace also opened an Elkton, Florida-based recording studio bearing the same name.
In a May 2012 interview with Rolling Stone, Laura Jane Grace went public with her gender dysphoria, announcing her plans to transition to living as a woman and abandon her birth name, Tom Gabel. Against Me! began working on a new album called Transgender Dysphoria Blues in 2012 and, a few months after the interview, the band played its first dates since Grace's news. Toward the end of the year, Weinberg left the troupe and, the following May, Against Me! announced bassist Andrew Seward had left the band. Laura Jane Grace continued working with guitarist James Bowman and the band released Transgender Dysphoria Blues to wide acclaim in January 2014.
Transgender Dysphoria Blues was something of a breakthrough, achieving their highest chart placement to date -- it peaked at 23 on Billboard's Top 200 -- and strong reviews. On its supporting tour, Against Me! recorded the material that became their 2015 live album, 23 Live Sex Acts. During that tour, bassist Inge Johansson and drummer Atom Willard became full-time members of Against Me!, and this is the lineup that recorded 2016's Shape Shift with Me
Performing, Reinventing Axl Rose
Against Me! Is Reinventing Axl Rose was recorded in four sessions. Ten of the album's eleven songs were recorded on December 21 and 28, 2001, and January 12, 2002 at Goldentone Studios in Gainesville by Rob McGregor. "8 Full Hours of Sleep" came from an earlier recording session on July 23, 2001 on which Jordan Kleeman played the Moog synthesizer.
Five of the album's songs had previously been released on the band's EPs but were re-recorded for the album: "Walking Is Still Honest" had appeared on Against Me! (2000) and "I Still Love You Julie" had appeared on Crime as Forgiven By Against Me! (2001), both recorded when the band consisted of only singeguitarist Laura Jane Grace and drummer Kevin Mahon. "Jordan's First Choice", "Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious...", and "Pints of Guinness Make You Strong" had appeared on Against Me! as acoustic versions recorded by Grace and bassist Dustin Fridkin. By the time of the album's recording Against Me! consisted of Grace, Fridkin, drummer Warren Oakes, and guitarist James Bowman, and the band re-recorded these five songs with full electric instrumentation.
Several guest singers provided backing vocals for "We Laugh at Danger (And Break All the Rules)" including Sam Jones, Todd "Bitchin'", Ryan and Patrick Quinney, Adam Volk, Rose O'Hara, and Jordan Kleeman. Sam Jones also sang backing vocals on "Pints of Guinness Make You Strong" and "Jordan's 1st Choice". "Baby, I'm an Anarchist!" dates back to one of Grace's previous bands:
"Baby, I'm an Anarchist!" was written by Laura Jane Grace, Cassidy Rist, and Rob Augman for a band that never happened, but was a really good idea. Although we played it live 2 or 3 times, it was never recorded. Cassidy was kind enough to come in and sing on this song; she was drunk. It was 11am.
Remarking on the album's themes in 2008, Grace said: "you get to an age where you get discouraged with dreams like [playing in a band] and you're told you're never going to be able to do anything like that, and you start to feel like there's a closed door, and when I started to feel that way, I went ahead and started doing my own thing. We made our own way and that was kind of just what the title of the album and a lot of the album was about, really, was just doing it yourself and not taking 'no' for an answer, and reclaiming your dreams."
No. Title Length
1. Pints of Guinness Make You Strong 2:40
2. The Politics of Starving 3:06
3. We Laugh at Danger (and break all the rules) 3:17
4. I Still Love You Julie 3:12
5. Scream It Until You're Coughing up Blood 2:29
6. Jordan's 1st Choice 2:08
7. Those Anarcho Punks Are Mysterious... 2:24
8. Reinventing Axl Rose 2:25
9. Baby, I'm an Anarchist! 2:40
10. Walking Is Still Honest 2:37
11. 8 Full Hours of Sleep 4:00
Total Length 30:59
Peforming, Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Transgender Dysphoria Blues is the sixth studio album by punk band Against Me!. The album was released on January 21, 2014 by Total Treble Music and Xtra Mile Recordings. The album deals with gender dysphoria, following Laura Jane Grace's gender transition and coming out. The band first announced work on a new album in November 2011 The first sessions for the album were a false start, where the band started recording some basic tracks and then went on tour, and decided to scrap and start over when they got back from tour. Then, the record was completely recorded except for vocals when drummer Jay Weinberg quit the band. The band first tried to have fill-in drummer Atom Willard record drum tracks to match the previously recorded tracks, but it wasn't working. Starting from scratch, the band began recording the album a final time at Studio 606 in February 2013. In May 2013, long-time bassist Andrew Seward also left the band. A month later, Fat Mike of NOFX joined the band in the studio, playing on three songs, two of which appear on the album. That same month, tracking for the album was completed.
Will Hermes of Rolling Stone rated the album three-and-a-half stars out of five, and called it "A series of bracing songs about a self-destructive girl in a boy's body, it's a thematic offspring of Lou Reed (see Berlin, etc.)", and noted how "it takes balls to come out this way, in this genre" wishing Laura "God-speed, sister." Also, Hermes said that the album musically "sticks to the band's established brand of warrior-cry punk metal", and this "limits the range of what might be an ever braver new world, one glimpsed on the softer acoustic 'Two Coffins.'"
The album debuted on the Billboard 200 at No. 23, their highest debut yet on the chart. It also debuted at No. 6 on Top Rock Albums, with 10,000 copies sold in its first week. It has sold 45,000 copies in the United States by August 2016.
No. Title Length
1. Transgender Dysphoria Blues 3:16
2. True Trans Soul Rebel 3:12
3. Unconditional Love 2:51
4. Drinking with the Jocks 1:48
5. Osama bin Laden as the Crucified Christ 2:57
6. FUCKMYLIFE666 2:56
7. Dead Friend 3:02
8. Two Coffins 2:20
9. Paralytic States 3:12
10. Black Me Out 3:09
Total Length 28:43
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Studio Albums
Reinventing Axl Rose (2002)
The Eternal Cowboy (2003)
Searching for a Former Clarity (2005)
New Wave (2007)
White Crosses (2010)
Transgender Dysphoria Blues (2014)
Shape Shift with Me (2016)
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2019.08.19 15:11 Im-a-molecule [Artist Spotlight] - The Ergs!

The Ergs!
pop punk ramonescore
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Three willfully geeky guys from New Jersey who play pop-punk with speed, power, and a mighty smirk (which occasionally belies the fact they sometimes mean what they say), the Ergs (or, as they like to call themselves, "The Near-Sighted Three") came together in 2000, with Jeffrey Erg (Jeff Schroeck) on guitar and vocals, Joey Erg (Joe Keller) on bass, and Mikey Erg (Mike Yannich) on drums and lead vocals. The band wasted no time preserving their music for posterity, putting out two self-released CD-Rs in their first year as a band, but the group first attracted attention outside their peer group with the five-song Three Guys, Twelve Eyes EP, released by the Whoa Oh label in 2001. In a bid to raise their profile by being sued, the Ergs next issued The Ben Kweller EP in 2002. It borrowed the artwork from Kweller's disc EP Phone Home and featured a song poking less-than-charitable fun at the indie rock protégé. In 2003, the Ergs put out their first full-length album, Dorkrockcorkrod, which earned enthusiastic reviews in the punk press and spread word about the band outside of their home state. After an initial release on Whoa Oh, the album was picked up by Don Giovanni Records, which distributed the Ergs' next EP, 2005's Jersey's Best Prancers (whose title and artwork was a play on the 1997 Lifetime album). In 2006, the group was chosen to back Dave Parasite of The Parasites as he launched a tour to support a Parasites best-of CD, and they signed with Dirtnap Records, which scheduled the band's second full-length album, tentatively called Upstairs/Downstairs, for the spring of 2007.
Following the success of Upstairs/Downstairs, Dirtnap Records offered to issue a compilation record of the Ergs' now sizable catalog of singles, b-sides, and compilation appearances. The CD, entitled Hindsight Is 20/20 My Friend (after a line spoken by Chevy Chase in the movie Dirty Work) was released in the summer of 2008, just as the Ergs! and Hunchback took to the road again for the Jackalry Across America Tour. Despite the tour's success, by its end Hunchback had chosen to break up, and the Ergs! would follow suit in a matter of weeks, announcing that they would complete their remaining tour plans and play a final show in November at the Asbury Lanes.
In October 2008, the Ergs began their final bout of touring with dates supporting Less Than Jake alongside Landmines and Bomb the Music Industry!, followed by a Canadian and American tour which included 2 shows at Chicago's Riot Fest. This tour closed with a spot supporting Dillinger Four at the Brooklyn, NY record release show for D4's long-awaited 4th LP, Civil War.
The Ergs! bid farewell to their largest collection of fans from around the US and the globe at No Idea Records' The Fest 7 in Gainesville, Florida, where they were the only band on the headlining stage at the Fest to play two consecutive sets. During the first set, the band played songs from throughout their career, and during the second, played dorkrockcorkrod in its entirety.
On November 13, 2008, the Ergs! played an unannounced set at a Lemuria show at the Parlor, a New Brunswick basement. On Friday, November 14 they played Upstairs at the Khyber in Philadelphia. On Saturday, November 15, 2008, The Ergs! played 2 shows at the Asbury Lanes in Asbury Park, NJ. The band played long, retrospective sets at each show, and at the late show closed with an extended version Upstairs/Downstairs that eventually incorporated all the night's band members and much of the audience demolishing instruments.
After the final Ergs! performance, several 7" records and compilation appearances were released posthumously. Though each release was planned prior to the breakup, some recording sessions and in some cases writing for these records took place after the final show. The band also honored a commitment to a friend of the band to play a set of their own songs as well as requested covers at his wedding, which took place after the final show, but was not open to the public. After their split, the members of The Ergs! went on to form numerous groups. Many of these bands have been collaborations with members of Hunchback.
Mikey Erg has continued touring and recording with numerous bands, including The Unlovables, The Dopamines, The Slow Death, and Worriers, usually playing guitar or drums. Projects for which he was the primary songwriter included the hardcore band Psyched To Die and the duo Ergquist, before he began touring and recording as a solo musician. Although Mikey would play guitar and sing with no accompaniment in his early solo shows, his studio recordings would typically feature full-band arrangements, on which he played all the instruments. In 2016, however, Mikey formed a studio band to record the LP Tentative Decisions, produced by Jeff Rosenstock and released by Don Giovanni Records. Subsequent to this release, Mikey has favored playing live with a full backing band. Both Psyched To Die and Mikey's live band have featured former Hunchback member J Nixon on bass. Additionally, Mikey is the drummer for the LLC, the house band for the television show The Chris Gethard Show.
Joey Erg formed the surf-influenced hardcore punk band Night Birds with vocalist Brian Gorsegner, a multi-instrumentalist and veteran of numerous New Jersey bands. The original lineup of Night Birds featured Hunchback member Mike Hunchback on guitar. Hunchback departed after the band's second LP, and was replaced by guitarist PJ Russo. Subsequently, the band was signed to Fat Wreck Chords, and continues to tour and record.
Jeff Erg briefly joined Hunchback, playing in both bands on the final Ergs!/Hunchback tour. After briefly playing as a solo artist following the split of both bands, Jeff regrouped with the Hunchback rhythm section of J Nixon (bass) and Miranda Taylor (drums) to form the post-punk band Black Wine. Black Wine toured the US extensively and released 4 LPs, all released by Don Giovanni Records, before going on hiatus in 2015. In 2017, the band played sporadic shows before playing an official final performance.
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dorkrockcordrod (2004)
Jersey's Best Prancers (2005)
Upstairs/Downstairs (2007)
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2019.05.28 23:29 fashico1 Need help constructing additional pyl- err Updating my old PC.

Hello, I am following the template in hopes of making this an easy process. Thank you so much for your help and I hope it isn't too much a task. I explain further below but in essence, my PC (4-5years old) needs a face lift. I currently run an i3 and am starting to experience lag and issues in multiple areas. I also have noticed a significant increase in start up times both in booting and simply opening programs like chrome and Steam. I list the parts of my PC down below as well. So my questions are do i a) need to start from scratch or b) only need to replace certain parts.
What will you be doing with this PC? Be as specific as possible, and include specific games or programs you will be using.


What is your maximum budget before rebates/shipping/taxes?
When do you plan on building/buying the PC? Note: beyond a week or two from today means any build you receive will be out of date when you want to buy.
What, exactly, do you need included in the budget? (ToweOS/monitokeyboard/mouse/etc)

Which country (and state/province) will you be purchasing the parts in? If you're in US, do you have access to a Microcenter location?
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If reusing any parts (including monitor(s)/keyboard/mouse/etc), what parts will you be reusing? Brands and models are appreciated.

Will you be overclocking? If yes, are you interested in overclocking right away, or down the line? CPU and/or GPU?

Are there any specific features or items you want/need in the build? (ex: SSD, large amount of storage or a RAID setup, CUDA or OpenCL support, etc)
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Do you have any specific case preferences (Size like ITX/microATX/mid-towefull-tower, styles, colors, window or not, LED lighting, etc), or a particular color theme preference for the components?
Do you need a copy of Windows included in the budget? If you do need one included, do you have a preference?
If anyone needs more information please dont hesitate to ask. As I said I'm rather illiterate when it comes to PC building.
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2018.12.04 22:08 Pavboy1 r/RocketLab's ELaNa-19 Launch Discussion & Updates Thread

Welcome to the RocketLab 'ELaNa-19' aka 'This One’s For Pickering' Launch discussion & updates thread!

It has only been a month since the successful launch of "it's Business Time" on November 11th, 2018 and Rocket Lab is gearing up to do it all again. The launch of NASA's ELaNa-19 Mission will loft 10* CubeSats from a variety of universities (plus a handful from NASA) into a 500km circular orbit. ELaNa-19 will launch from Rocket Lab’s Launch Complex 1 on the Māhia Peninsula, New Zealand.

Launch window:

A nine-day launch window for the ELaNa-19 mission opens 13 – 21 December 2018, UTC. Lift-off from Launch Complex 1 is scheduled between:
UTC: 04:00 - 08:00 (13 Dec)
NZDT: 17:00 - 21:00 (13 Dec)
PST: 20:00 - 00:00 (12/13 Dec)
EST: 23:00 - 03:00 (12/13 Dec)
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Livestream

A live stream will be available approximately 15 minutes before launch at www.rocketlabusa.com/live-stream and Youtube (Link will be posted here)

Payloads

Payload Organisation
ALBUS NASA Glenn Research Center, Cleveland, Ohio
CeREs NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, Greenbelt, Maryland
CHOMPTT University of Florida, Gainesville, Florida
CubeSail University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, Urbana, Illinois
DaVinci North Idaho STEM Charter Academy, Rathdrum, Idaho
ISX SRI International/ California Polytechnic University, Menlo Park, California
NMTSat New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology, Socorro, New Mexico
RSat United States Naval Academy, Annapolis, Maryland
Shields-1 NASA Langley Research Center, Hampton, Virginia
STF-1 West Virginia University / NASA IV&V, Morgantown, West Virginia
More payloads may be announced
https://www.nasa.gov/content/upcoming-elana-cubesat-launches
Electron will carry approximately 172 pounds (78 kg) of payload, which will be deployed to a 500km circular orbit at an 85° inclination by Rocket Lab’s kick stage.
T-/+ Update
-07:00:00 Rocket Lab launch team moves into position for launch
-06:00:00 Road to the launch site closed
-04:00:00 Electron lifted to vertical position and filled with fuel
-02:30:00 Launch pad personnel exit area in preparation for launch
-02:00:00 Electron filled with liquid oxygen (LOx)
-01:00:00 Aviation authority advised to alert aircraft pilots of potential hazards
-00:10:00 Final preparations for launch commence
-00:02:00 Autosequence commences and Electron’s on-board computers initiate the launch sequence
-00:00:02 Ignition of the nine Rutherford engines powering Electron’s first stage
00:00:00 Lift-off – Electron climbs from the launch pad – initially rising slowly and increasing in speed as the Electron gets lighter
+00:02:31 Main engines (Stage 1) cut off
+00:02:34 Stage 1 of Electron separates
+00:02:37 The vacuum Rutherford engine on Stage 2 ignites
+00:03:07 Electron’s fairing (the protective casing around the payload) separates
+00:09:06 Electron reaches orbit
+00:09:06 Stage 2 engine cuts off
+00:09:10 Stage 2 of Electron separates
+00:50:00 Kick stage ignites
+00:51:30 Curie engine powering kick stage cuts off
+00:56:00 All payloads separated from launch vehicle

Updates:

Date Update
December 5th Launch window announced
November 29th The next flight (NASA) is at the launch site. Roll out next week for pre-flight checks on the pad.
November 20th The final stage test for our upcoming @NASA_LSP #ELaNa19 mission is complete (and what a thing of beauty!) Electron is now shipping to LC-1, ready for launch in December.
February 9th Rocket Lab completes fit check for NASA VCLS ELaNa XIX mission

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2018.11.02 04:38 Jed566 Week 10 SEC vs SEC matchup preview

Hello all! Welcome to the third in the series of fan produced game previews. Sorry this one is later in the night than normal, but I have had a busy week. But, its almost Friday and that means that SEC football is almost here! Before we get to the previews we need to look at the winner of the guess the score contest from last week. The winner is u/joblanco40 and South Carolina! Jo’s prediction was 27-21 SC which was just three points away from the actual score of 27-24. This brings the score to Tennessee 1 South Carolina 1.

Texas A&M @ Auburn 12:00 ESPN

Texas A&M perspective by u/TryhardTim of

HOWDY!

Well, that Mississippi State game left a sour taste in my mouth. Let’s hope that’s not a sign of things to come. (Also, shout out to Kirk Herbsteit, who (jinxed us on College Gameday last week)[https://twitter.com/tengland150/status/1056248973760102410])
This week, the Aggies will play their final road game of the season against the Auburn Tigers. It’s easy to call any game at this stage of the season an important game, but I want to stress how important it is for this Aggie Football team. We’re currently sitting at 5-3. One win will make us bowl eligible, but that was never really going to be a problem for this team. You see, this game is important because we need to build confidence before we hit the home stretch of the season. We *need a win this week. Let’s see how we can take care of business:
**WHAT TO WATCH FOR
*What’s an offense???? Sheesh, last week was ugly. Like, not ugly in a kind of cute way, but ugly in a I-want-to-go-throw-up- after-seeing-that way. We still have yet to score more than two offensive touchdowns in any SEC game this year (We even got to overtime in one of those games). If this team wants to get a win against the SEC equivalent of Jekyll and Hyde, they need to get their act together on the offensive side of the ball. Namely, they need to improve in the red zone, where they have an appalling 38% TD rate against SEC opponents this year. Another problem the Aggies had last week was dropped passes. Like, a lot of them. Anyone who claims that the gloves that receivers wear make catching the ball too easy needs to watch the Aggie receiving group last week. If the offense can get back to the form that we saw in the first 4 weeks of the season (Mond being accurate with the ball and making plays with his legs, actually targeting Jace Sternberger throughout the game), the Aggies will have a good chance to win this game. *Are we becoming the “get right” team of the SEC West? Nick Fitzgerald was on the verge of being benched before he broke out and had a season-saving performance against us. This week, we get to face another struggling QB who has performed well against the Aggies in the past in Jarrett Stidham. Aggie fans do not need to be reminded of the absolute beating we took last year at the hands of Stidham and now pro running back Kerryon Johnson. To prevent what happened last week, the defensive secondary, led by a (for once) non-suspended Donovan Wilson needs to do significantly better than how they performed last week, where missed tackles and giving up too much space to receivers were all too common.
**FINAL WORDS
This game is a relatively simple one to preview. If the Aggies show up and play to their full potential, they will win this game. If not, this game could get ugly like last week’s game, and it’s time to start panicking about the now possible chance that we lose to Ole Miss at home. I feel as though Jimbo Fisher will be able to get our players back in form, and we can win in a stadium where we have had success since joining the SEC. **#BTHOauburn #WarEagleTigers? #AtLeastTheLonghornsLostToo
Texas A&M 20, Auburn 14
Auburn perspective by u/patsey of
Hey Y’all!
A quick note to the AU family: Kelly Bryant visited campus! Gus is back on his recruiting horse, Bryant is obviously the “highest value free agent ever” filling the void Jalen's dad created.
On the Field:
Gus Malzahn’s system revolves around the rushing attack. Boobie Whitlow has been what passes for a breakout star but is injured and likely out. Also in that stable is a senior walk-on in Malik Miller and a pair of talented freshmen in Shaun Shivers and Asa Martin. Martin was the highest rated of them all as a prospect but has only seen 6 carries this year, his fumble in the A-State game a likely reason for this. Kam Martin the day 1 starter is almost negligible as he is simply never good for more than 4 carries per game.
All this may be a relatively moot point as the O-line has been just putrid. There is some talent there but none besides right tackle Jack Driscoll is even holding his own. This is unlikely to change this week as A&M boast the 5th ranked rush defense in the country. The question is can they get straight through our O-line to Stidham.
Malzahn and Lindsey will likely need to lean on the passing game, maybe quick passing game if they expect to defend their honor in the eyes of recruits. The problem is the O-line was inexcusably bad against the pass rush of Miss State. Driscoll was injured in that game and that hole may have been patched but this exposes Stidham’s most glaring weakness, the way he responds to pressure. When his spidey sense goes off he instantly tucks to run and does so with the grace of an old Peyton Manning.
The Culture War:
Named after a 3 hole stretch at August National, Amen Corner is the name Pat Dye gave to the last 3 games of Auburn’s schedule- at the time Florida, Georgia, and Alabama. AU Athletics has since broken up that uphill finishing stretch by adding a cupcake in between Georgia and Alabama week. That term may be applicable again if we are going to play A&M at this time every year. There is no doubt the tectonic plates of the SEC West changed when A&M entered the league, and Jimbo’s hire was an earthquake for the rest of the division. Bama have proven they are still superior, but we will see how their recruiting is affected. LSU will catch them last in what may prove to be the new battle for 2nd place in the West.
Auburn had become the third best recruiter in the West behind Saban’s Bama and Les’s LSU. With A&M in the picture we could easily find ourselves 4th, and a loss this Saturday will only fuel that shift. Mississippi State has something to say in this too as they beat A&M last week and effectively throttled Auburn in their stadium. Traditionally they are not considered a recruiting threat but we have to wait and see what Moorehead’s first class looks like. Going in to the LSU game this year AU Family had great reason to believe Auburn could capitalize on Gus being the last face Les Miles saw on the battlefield. That was not to be despite a 10 point lead in that game, and now we are seeing Coach Orgeron show up in Alabama during his bye week to recruit in our state. To read an extended look at how this affects the big picture go to PatrickBrickson.com
Auburn 22 – Texas A&M 19

South Carolina @ Ole Miss 12:00 SEC Network

South Carolina perspective by (the returning champion) u/joblanco of
South Carolina (4-3, 3-3) will be traveling to Oxford this Saturday to take on the Ole Miss Rebels (5-3, 1-3) in a cross divisional matchup that could be a good one. South Carolina was once again a terrible football team in the first half against Tennessee, continuing a trend that has just left Gamecocks fans everywhere completely stressed the fuck out. Tennessee was moving the ball down the field effectively and our defense was just being gashed by short and intermediate crossing routes. Guarantano rarely attacked the ball downfield, but he managed the team well and we were just out schemed in the first half, especially on the defensive side.
The defense wasn’t helped by the fact that South Carolina was just as worse on offense. Our running game was effective against Tennessee; we consistently set the edge and were able to get some good chunk runs down the field. It was just the passing game just would completely kill our momentum. Our passing game limited our offense to a point where Bentley received a healthy dose of booing for the second consecutive game. While Bentley did have his bad throws, that first half performance was NOT all him. Majority of the blame should go to the offensive coordinator, Bryan McClendon.
But!!! It all changed in the end of the first half. My own father, Deebo Samuel, just showed the SEC what just makes him so special as a player: one-handed grab in the endzone. He just absolutely saved Bentley too, because he definitely overthrew that pass. But it didn’t matter because Deebo is that dude and can jump to the moon. He gave our team the spark we needed to gain momentum into the 3rd Quarter, and we took advantage. Rico Dowdle (underrated football name, btw) just bullied defenders in that second half and finished the game with 140 yards rushing with a touchdown. His play, and Jake too, led our team back in another gritty, comeback win for the Cocks.
If they start slow against this Ole Miss team, then they might be going down a hole that will be too hard to get out. Ole Miss can be ELECTRIC if they get clicking. The game against Texas Tech was just a barnburner and Ole Miss looked unstoppable on offense. They’ve already scored more than 70 points twice this season. Led by the “Throwin’ Samoan” Jordan Ta’amu, this Ole Miss offense has weapons that can hurt the Gamecocks. AJ Brown is a first round pick (here’s a hot take: DK Metcalf is a better player), Scottie Philips is good, and they have a sneaky good tight end in Dawson Knox (another underrated football name). Their Oline is experienced, and Ta’amu is mobile enough to make plays with his feet.
This team is good on offense, but holy fuck they are awful on defense. They gave up 41 points to Southern Illinois. Southern Illinois. Do you know what the team name of Southern Illinois is? I bet you don’t. Don’t lie to me and tell me you do. They’re called the Salukis. The fucking Salukis. The only reason why you would name yourself after a Saluki, is probably because you’re an asshole. But that’s beside the point. Ole Miss is bad at defense. They lack depth at linebackers and the secondary (especially at secondary). Its so bad that they had to convert two running backs (who started this season as backup running backs!!!!!) into safeties. And these guys get meaningful snaps. If the Gamecocks don’t start fast against this team, then I’ve just lost hope that it’ll ever change while Bentley is at QB.
From a gambling perspective, this game is listed as a pick em’. I normally don’t like to bet on the Gamecocks, but this is looking to be like a win with some added value. I believe Will Muschamp will try to combat this prolific offense with an old school ideology: Keep them off the field. I think the Gamecocks run the football early and often against Ole Miss, and just milk the clock. Ole Miss has serious problems wrapping up, and the Gamecocks have good physical runners that can break tackles. Look for Deebo to get the ball out of the wildcat a bit more this game, and look out for sneaky big games from Ty’Son Williams and Mon Denson. I think the gamecocks play complimentary football with the running game, and make enough plays in the secondary on defense to maintain the lead against this high-powered offense. Also I'm pretty sure nobody will be at the game in Oxford since it starts at 11 am. So there's that too. Gambling tips for the game: South Carolina Pick em, UNDER 68 points.
32 South Carolina-27 Ole Miss
Ole Miss perspective by u/Rebbel228 of
This week the 4-3 (3-3) South Carolina Gamecocks visit Oxford and take on the 5-3 (1-3) Ole Miss Rebels. It’s going to be a great matchup for mediocre football provided to us by one of the worst in the East and the second worse in the West (thanks Arkansas). This is the first time these two teams have met since my junior year of high school when Ole Miss was ranked #4 and lost on a Thursday night in 2008, which personally is a game I’d like to forget.
(Editors note: the fact that these two teams haven’t played in nine years is ridiculous. We want a 9 conference game schedule!)
The Gamecocks are looking for their 5th win in hopes of becoming bowl eligible in the next 4 weeks. This is a must win for them, as Florida and Clemson are both on the docket for the month of November. South Carolina will be looking for some consistency this season after alternating wins and losses. They’ve been winning the games and they’re not supposed to and losing the games they’re not supposed to. Luckily for Ole Miss, that means this weekend looks pretty good for the Rebs.
Let’s be real. Ole Miss has been a dumpster fire this season. Granted, on paper, the Rebs don’t look that bad. They can score points. We all know that. They can’t stop the other team from scoring points though and that’s rough in today’s world high tempo offense. Ole Miss likes to score quick which doesn’t leave much time for the defense to rest. The key to this game will be the Ole Miss offense to play a good game with little to no mistakes and to for the defense to step up and make a few huge plays. Force turnovers, Jake Bentley has thrown 8 INTs this season and 1 or 2 turnovers can be very beneficial for the Rebs.
Mississippi is a sports betting state so I’ll throw a quick pick in. Pick your conscience. This game can really go either way, you’re picking the winner with this spread. This game opened Ole Miss (-1) but my local sportsbook currently (10/30) has this game as a PK. I personally am staying away from this game because I don’t like losing my money, but if I had to pick I’d take Ole Miss straight up, or whatever the point spread moves to by this weekend. From what we’ve seen of South Carolina this season, they start off slow and pick up in the second half. Ta’amu and Co. will have no problem scoring points early. This game will also most definitely go under 66.
It'll be an emotional game for both sides. Hotty Toddy, y’all.
Ole Miss 38, South Carolina 31

Georgia @ Kentucky 3:30 CBS

Georgia perspective by u/DuragofJupiter of
Following a cathartic 36-17 victory over the Florida Gators in Jacksonville, the sixth ranked Georgia Bulldogs will continue their travels as they face the ninth ranked Kentucky Wildcats in Lexington this weekend in what is certainly an SEC East title decider, as a win for either side would give them an insurmountable lead in the race to Atlanta. In order for UGA to return to Athens victorious, the offense will have to continue the (mostly) mistake-free play it demonstrated against the Gators, while the Bulldog defense will have to tackle far better than they have throughout this season to contain the Wildcats’ powerful running game, which is led by their star tailback, the bruising Benny Snell.
Offensively, UGA will need to be at their best against Kentucky, as the Wildcats boast one of the nation’s best defenses. Kentucky currently ranks third in Defensive S&P+, and they are particularly dangerous against the run, as the ‘Cats rank ninth in Rushing S&P+, while their passing defense is also exceptional, ranking 12th in Passing S&P+. Kentucky’s defense also achieves the difficult feat of combining excellence at preventing explosive plays, ranking 12th in IsoPPP, with a top-15 Havoc ranking. Finally, Kentucky’s defense excels when their backs are against the wall, as they allow only 3.09 points per scoring opportunity, good for fourth in the nation. In summary: they’re damn good, and they’re the unit that’s powered Kentucky to 7-1 and a top 10 ranking this season and Georgia will have to be at their best to even move the ball against a defense this dominant.
Fortunately, the Bulldogs have some experience with defenses as talented as UK’s as they’ve already played LSU and Florida this season. While Georgia was overawed by LSU’s speed and physicality in Baton Rouge, UGA’s work during their bye week in between the LSU debacle and the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party clearly paid off, as the offensive unit was far more consistent against the Gators than it had been against the Tigers. In particular, Jake Fromm was far more in command against Florida than he had been against LSU, as he went 17-24 for 240 yards and 3 crucial touchdowns, including a pair of excellently placed fadesto Jeremiah Holloman and a perfectly thrown crossing route to Terry Godwin. Fromm’s performance against an athletic Florida defense has almost certainly quieted the calls for Justin Fields to start, and he will need to continue his efficient play against the Wildcats’ dominant defense, particularly given some of the recent struggles of the running game.
While the running game has been a strength for the ‘Dawgs this season, their performance against Florida could have been better, as the Bulldogs stunk in short-yardage against the Gators, particularly in the red zone. This was highlighted by Florida’s goal-line stand in the third quarter, when Georgia had 7 tries to gain one yard following a Feleipe Franks fumble, and got pushed backwards. Of course, some credit is due to the Gator defense for their efforts, but the Bulldogs must be better against Kentucky in these situations in order to escape Lexington with a win. I’d look to see Elijah Holyfield get more carries as he’s a bit more physical than D’andre Swift, which could wear down the Wildcat defense in the second half.
While the Wildcats’ defense is certainly legit, their offense is a bit… shit. Kentucky ranks 109th in Offensive S&P+, and their passing game is somewhat atrocious, as presumptive starter Terry Wilson has thrown more interceptions than touchdowns this season. However, despite his inefficiencies as a passer, Wilson is a dangerous runner on the option and as a scrambler as he’s run for over 400 yards and 3 touchdowns this season, and he’s got fairly good speed, as shown on hisTD run against Florida. Luckily for Wilson and the Wildcats, star tailback Benny Snell has been able to carry the offense on his shoulders despite the struggles of the passing game. Snell has toted the ball 179 times for 935 yards, and he combines speedwith a nose for the endzone, as he’s found paydirt 9 times this year. Snell will often take direct snaps from the center in short-yardage situations, and he’s even tossed a td pass this season. While Kentucky does have a few other threats, including sophomore receiver Lynn Bowden Jr, it is clear that Snell is the foundation for all of Kentucky’s offensive success.
While it is no surprise that Kentucky will run Snell as often as possible, Georgia will still have to stop him, which will prove a tall task for Georgia’s underperforming run defense. Despite the talent level across the UGA defense, the Junkyard Dawgs have been pedestrian against the run, ranking 77th in rushing S&P+, and they’ve both struggled to inflict negative plays, ranking 77th in stuff rate, and to prevent opposing backs from getting into the second level, ranking 105th in opportunity rate allowed against the run. However, if UGA can leverage Kentucky into passing situations, the Bulldog defense should easily handle the Wildcat passing attack, and could hopefully force a few turnovers as Terry Wilson is forced to test future NFL players such as Deandre Baker, J.R. Reed, and Richard Lecounte.
While Kentucky is having their best season in more than 40 years, I’d expect their dreams of a berth in the SEC Championship to end on Saturday against Georgia. The ‘Dawgs are too complete on all levels for Kentucky’s offense to keep up, particularly given their struggles with the passing game. Kentucky’s defense will keep the game close, however, and I’d expect the first half to stay relatively low-scoring, barring a spate of turnovers on either side. Nevertheless, Georgia’s offense will eventually wear down Big Blue defensively, and the Bulldogs will leave Lexington with an SEC East title and a date in Atlanta with the winner of the Alabama-LSU game.
Georgia 27- Kentucky 13
Kentucky Perspective by u/B1ackMagix of
In a shocking turn of events, the SEC east will be decided in Lexington against Georgia and Kentucky. While I believe Kentucky’s defense is up to the challenge it’s do-or-die time for the offense. Kentucky needs to pay attention to the strong Bulldog opponents past games to hopefully find some keys to victory. Offense
We’ve got a match made for our offensive line. Georgia’s pass defense is top notch (9th in the nation) while their rush defense leaves something to be desired (clocking in at a much lower 43). Compare this to the games we’ve already played and we’re looking at teams like Texas A&M (5), Mississippi State (15), And Mizzou (28). We’ve got a large opportunity to let Snell, Rose and Wilson do what they do best as long as they don’t put a spotter on Wilson. Charge those lines and get some rushing yards. If there’s a game to let our rushing offense shine, it’s here.
Don’t be afraid of the RPO though. Wilson made some incredible passes in the past 8 minutes of the Mizzou game and I hope that confidence carries through. We’ve proved that Bowden is a weapon to be used and we should try to get him some good looks.
Defense
Georgia is going to keep us guessing. They like to balance passing with the rush and aren’t afraid to take shots down field when they feel they can. Our defense will need to play top notch to stiffen their offense. Georgia is tied right there with Kentucky as far as sacks allowed go so Allen needs to get his name out there early. Make the offense settle for short gain plays and try to keep them out of their rhythm.
Outside Influences.
The crowd is going to be a factor. We need to be loud and proud and support our team. I don’t see this being a big issue, but it should be a sellout crowd and we should have blue and white be as loud as possible. Saturday is looking cold and cloudy in Lexington, so we should prep for that.
I think this game is going to be close. If Kentucky plays the best game of the season, then we could pull out the upset but that’s a big if. I do think the game will be a lot closer than people give us credit for. Kentucky will play hard but unfortunately our offense is lacking. Our defense won’t be able to cover the slack the offense leaves behind but it will be a close game.
Georgia 28 -Kentucky 24

Missouri @ Florida 4:00 SEC Network

Missouri perspective by u/Marc1221 of
First off, before we get into this game, let’s review the debacle that was last week’s Kentucky/Mizzou Game. I sure hope that wasn’t anybody’s first experience watching college football. It would have been their last. Mizzou got ZERO first downs in the second half and still would have won if either a) the officials didn’t make the worst pass interference call since the 2002 BCS Championship game; b) the remaining crew had the balls to overturn it; c) they run the ball with a late lead and trying to take time off the clock (see SC also); or d) Barry Odom knew something about clock management. But, hey, in the end, this is Mizzou in a nutshell. We are on the wrong end of these game-changing/season- defining/legacy-making calls all the time. It’s a cliché, but if it weren’t for bad luck, Mizzou sports would have no luck at all. The 5th Down. The Flea Kicker. The 1960 KU Jayhawk cheaters. Michael Porter. Jontay Porter. Tyus Edney. Norfolk St. Northern Iowa. And on…and on… and on. Anyway…
I doubt Mizzou shows up for this game. The players are saying the right things…they still believe…they are behind their coach, etc. But Barry Odom is a dead man walking if they lose this game. And part of me would not mind that scenario. Like on Survivor, when a team loses a challenge on purpose to get rid of someone on their own team. A win could energize the team against a relatively easy schedule the rest of the way. And maybe sweeten the prospect of landing Clemson QB transfer Kelly Bryant. And Drew Lock, God love him, has not shown in 4 years that he can lead Mizzou to a victory over any team of significance. Mock drafts still show him as a first round pick, but I would not want to be the GM that made that call. Of course, these mock drafts are made by people with no NFL draft experience, but I see him going 3rd round or lower. His inability to deliver early in his career was explained away because he played 3 sports in high school; he didn’t have time to focus solely on football like his peers. But there is no excuse for 8 CONSECUTIVE three and outs in the second half against Kentucky. That was the Missouri offensive output. 8 possessions…8 three and outs. This team has the talent to contend, but whether it’s coaching or Lock’s breakdown against superior defenses, they find themselves at the end of the season needing a must-win in the 12th game to make a mid December bowl game. I’m not saying they are Bama ready, but eight 3 and outs? How is that even possible?
So, about this game. Florida is 11 in the latest poll and has a couple impressive wins already. Even though they are coming off a tough loss to Georgia, they have a lot more to fight for than the Tigers. They are good in all areas but not great in any particular one, but a better than average passing defense will once again neutralize Drew Lock. We will see how much the Tigers are committed to Odom and this season, and three of their 4 losses so far are against top 10 teams, and they did reel off 6 straight wins last year after a disastrous start to became bowl eligible, including a win at home over Florida, but again, this year had so much more promise. I think you can stick a fork in this team. They are done.
Florida 27 – Mizzou 17
Florida perspective by u/dcspringer (and his wife apparently) of
Florida comes in this week following a loss that a score suggest was more one sided than it felt. The game spiraled out of control in a matter of mere minutes for the Gators, and showed that perhaps they are not ready to contend for crown of the SEC yet. But they are close, and they can get back on track this weekend when a high-powered Missouri offense rolls into Gainesville.
The Gators and Tigers do have something in common, they both have a loss to Kentucky, but the similarities stop there. This Florida team is much improved over that Florida team that lost to Kentucky, and Missouri seems to have regressed on the season. This game is more important for Florida than many give it credit for. Dan Mullen is facing the large conundrum of keeping his team motivated. The Gators making the SEC championship game at this point is an impossibility. Florida holds the clear advantage in talent on both sides of the ball, and the biggest question will lie on whether Gator QB Felipe Franks will deliver a performance worthy of bang or a dud.
The Tigers have the 23rd best ranked passing offense in FBS ball in terms of YPG. Florida, with its 11th ranked pass defense, will look to shut down a Missouri pass offense that has seen its fair share of struggles recently. Missouri has done a decent job of keeping Drew Lock upright, giving up only 10 sacks through 8 games, and that includes a game at Alabama. Florida, on the other hand, has done a decent job of getting to the QB 22 times in 8 games. Getting to Drew Lock should be an important point for the Gator defense to disrupt the passing offense of the Tigers and give the ball back to the Gator offense.
The contractually obligated FSU wife preview:
Florida is a swamp ass garbage team whose players are as criminally inclined as its fans. Spending one second in the swamp is akin to spending an eternity sitting on a boiling hot pile of garbage. It is no wonder that the team is a trash bag full of smaller trash bags full of elephant sh*t. I and the rest of the conscious world look forward to continue to watching it implode for the rest of time until there is nothing left in its place except a work camp for the criminally insane.
(Editors note: yeah… this checks out)
Predication:
Florida has been a decent but not great team of running the football and using the spread offense. Think how the gators ran when Tebow was there under the glory days of MeyeMullen. Florida must do a better job of ball security and not allow Missouri to have their run of the field when they want. Expect Mullen to give Felipe Franks easy throws early and often to build confidence and allow UF playmakers to make plays in space. Missouri is a team that is as desperate, maybe more so than Florida is. But Florida just gets it done this week. They get off to a slow start due to the cocktail hangover, but open it up and get off to the races. Don’t be surprised if Mr. Jones shows up and shows out if things get fun.
38 Florida-21 Missouri

Alabama @ LSU 8:00 CBS

Alabama Perspective by u/dbatchison of
Oh man, oh man, oh man, I am excited for this game. Some people will say that this is Alabama's first test of the year. Despite us really dominating the Alabama/LSU series for the past 7 years, this rivarly has always been awesome. Coach O has brought some much needed life to the Tigahs and really is the perfect person to hold the reigns in Baton Rouge. When I was growing up, LSU absolutely dominated the series winning 7 of 8 between 2000 and 2007. I was a junior at Alabama for our 9-6 defensive slugfest and went to the championship game in New Orleans that year. Following the game, I experienced the perfect summary of what Alabama vs LSU is all about:
While standing in front of Fat Catz on Bourbon Street, a crying, gorgeous, blonde tiger fan yelled between tears and quick breaths "SUCK... THAT TIGAH... DICK, BITCH!" at me while throwing a full unoppened can of bud light, hitting me square in the jaw. She then ran up, hugged me, and started making out with me. Ending her passionate embrace, she shoved me away and stumbled away into the crowd, blending with the masses as quickly as she appeared, vanishing away into the night.
I believe this is a perfect summary of the Alabama-LSU rivalry. We love to hate each other. Corndogs, I expect a hell of a fight and am eagerly anticipating it. Roll Tide. I also believe this rivalry (along with the Iron Bown) needs a trophy. I suggest having a large, gold plated Gumbo Pot something this size mounted on a base with placards riveted around the sides of the pot featuring the games. The team that wins keeps it until next year. I don't like the name "the Saban Bowl" because this rivalry goes all the way back to the 1900s. It should be called something else, the "Boudin Bowl"... the Cajun Confrontation... the "At least we're not Mississippi" Showdown... the Corndog Combine... idk, something like that
35 Alabama-24 LSU
It really hurts me to say I have no LSU preview this week. Alas, 5 outa six aint bad. As always if you would like to write a preview pm me! It’s a first come first serve basis so even if someone wrote for your team this week they may be available next.
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2018.08.02 00:47 Texas1971 Carollaisms (August)

Carollaisms (August)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)
Anal ipecac - Good indie band (ACS)
2 Tits and a Pulse - Ace likes that Beck song (Bryan/Adam) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)
LBJ - Worst Mexican wrestler name ever (ADS)
Cold stone Steve Austin - Can’t wrestle on hot days. Tag team partners with the Klondike twins (GS)
Cicely Tyson - Greatest Italian boxer of all time. (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)
Back pay - Good porn title name (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root Ball Grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)
Bathroom Goalie - New code for fat chicks sitting next to you on an airplane (ACS)
Skip Loader -Kurt Loder’s older brother (ACS)
F. Me Money - greatest attorney rapper ever (RD)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)
Kind of, Italy - Where Ace’s family is from. Where he gets his kinky hair. (ADS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)
Sexual Battery - Batteries especially made for sexual devices. Somewhere between AA and C (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)
Mr. Goodbar To The Rescue - Ace loves that movie (ACS)
Wrestling Squatters - New show on YouTube Red starring Eric Stromer (AOTH)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
Port of Karachi - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.07.01 15:40 Texas1971 Carollaisms (July)

Carollaisms (July)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)
Sophistry - A great Carol King album (ADS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)
Madison Bear - Sounds like an dating app for gay hairy dudes who are married (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)
Merch Galore - Worst Bond secretary ever. Total sellout. Always wearing her own swag (GS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)
Mother Trucker - Adam’s Podcast with caller Miguel (AOTH)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)
The Mexican Faire - Worst fair ever (ACS)
Hanoi Hospice - Only place worse than the Hanoi Hilton (ACS)
Kaleblazer- Gay juice bar (ACS)
Hot Dog Cannon - good name for a bar next to The Abbey (ACS)
Dyskeratosis - where Vinnie lives, lots of Greek folks, a family oriented community (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Son of Goose - Worst vodka ever. Comes in a plastic squeeze bottle (ACS)
Orange Hitler - Worst Hi-C flavor ever (ACS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)
The Baldwin’s and Beyond -Great reality show (RD)
The Rogue Deuce - The next Star Wars movie (ADS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 07:18PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4g7v/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 08:13PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4scx/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 04:08 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\\_june/?utm\\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 07:18PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o4g7v/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 02:13 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\\_june/?utm\\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNewsSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 05:23PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o3pnj/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.03 01:18 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\\_june/?utm\\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarollaSubmitted June 02, 2018 at 02:48PM by peterboykin https://www.reddit.com/MagaFirstNews/comments/8o2oh9/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /MagaFirstNews
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2018.06.02 23:23 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms J(une)Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)Submitted June 02, 2018 at 02:21PM by Texas1971 https://www.reddit.com/AdamCarolla/comments/8o2hxt/carollaisms\\_june/?utm\\_source=iftttvia /AdamCarolla
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2018.06.02 20:48 peterboykin Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms J(une)
Carollaisms (June)Band Names/Rap StarsMitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)ManAyz - Rap star (LL)D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)Gut Fluffer (ACS)Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)Narthex - (ACS)Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)Jizz Grenade (LL)Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)Song TitlesMeatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)Football Players/Athletes/Teams:Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACSHardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:Spoodini - (LL)Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)Kindle Fire (ACS)Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)Miscellaneous PeopleTrajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)Beulah - The town horror (RD)Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio StationsGum and Condoms - (Show?)Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)Almonds and Water (ACS)Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)Fungus and Mold (Show?)Stupid and Petty (Show?)Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)PlacesBoobville - (LL)Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)MiscellaneousCleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)Food/DrinksDeer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)TV Shows/MoviesCunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACSNanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACSNick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)Books/Coffee Table BooksDade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)Native American NamesChief Thunderbear (LL)Dances With Cocks (ACS)Dances With Lipstick (ACS)Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)V/P NamesAbsorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's GCmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s VNo Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.06.02 20:21 Texas1971 Carollaisms J(une)

Carollaisms (June)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)
Laden and Bravado - 70s duo who opened for Seals n Crofts (ACS)
The Bouncers - great band name (ACS)
Hurry up and make sense (1) - a good talking heads album (ACS)
Appropriate Sombrero - Maxapada’s next band name (Bryan) (ACS)
Flirtatious Contrail - great rap name (GS)
Jack Johnson - Guy from The White Stripes aka The Black Stripes (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)
Circling Back To Baldwin - Good name for a country song (ACS)
Keistered in Winnipeg - (Bald’s) favorite Willie Nelson song (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)
World Be Mine - Adam’s new basketball name (ACS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)
Self rimming sink - gay slang (AOTH)
Harvey Mudd - gay bar drink where vermouth and bartender shit is mixed in a goblet (ACS)
Barney’s Beanery - ultimate name for a gay bar (ACS)
Parallel park both ways - euphemism for being bi (GS)
The Big Three - Gerago’s junk (RD)
73 - When a fat guy tries to 69 with a chubby prostitute he met at a ham radio convention(ACS)
Backlog - Stormy Daniels movie title (Bryan)(ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)
Saffron - Sassy black woman in Meg Whitman movie (ACS)
Vibranium - a new black kid name from Black Panther (ACS)
Bird Nerd - Marvel superhero (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)
Duke and Shinola - good morning show team (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)
Futon - Chinese for bear trap (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)
Rush Blitzer - Adam’s character from his movie, “Snapper” (BSR)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)
Hurry Up And Make Sense (2) - Biography title of the Talking Heads (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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Carollaisms (May)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)
Narcissistic Monk -Great indie band (GS)
Sporty Prius - Worst of the Spice Girls (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (2) - Title of the next Guns N Roses album (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)
Onus Wilson - NFL draftee (ACS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)
Room for cream - Great porno title (Gina) (ACS)
Pedialyte shower - Worst sexual act ever (Sklar) (ACS)
Foot Zunki - Add-on to the Pedialyte shower (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
Rachel Bias - Great stripper name (ACS)
Buzz Ramjet - Aviation attorney (ACS)
Black Cherry - Stripper name Bryan (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)
Pocket Passers - Next to Mister Fister’s (Gina) (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)
Brembo - that Mexican food company that makes that bread (Matt) (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS
Nick Mancuso: Construction Fluffer - New TV Show (AONT)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)
Recipe for Misery (1) - Name Of Adam’s next book (ACS)
In Defense Of Black Face - Adam’s next book (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
El Gordo/King Taco - Good name for G’s V (ACS)
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2018.04.04 01:48 Texas1971 Carollaisms (April)

Carollaisms (April)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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2018.04.04 01:48 Texas1971 Carollaisms (April)

Carollaisms (April)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)
Crystal Lobbyists - Sounds like a great techno band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)
I’ve got a Saturday and two friends - great country song (Gina) (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)
Spanner - Australian gay code (ACS)
Rocky tenure - Adam’s gay porn name (ACS)
The End Game - One of Stormy Daniels movie titles (RD)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)
Morgue Mode - Sounds like a guy from Iceland who is a DJ (ACS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)
Inclusion rider - Snowboard for retarded kids (ACS)
The Urethra - Bad name for a car (ACS)
Mercury retrograde - when you take your index finger and shove it under your sack before you blow, and you belch it up later (ACS)
UEFA - Transsexuals playing soccer with a balled up maxi pad (GS)
Missed Connections- The worst airline ever (ACS)
Carollo - Sounds like a Tool you’d use rarely (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)
Backsack and Anus - Worst cop duo ever (RS)
Korean moyle - ABC’s next sitcom (Jeff) ACS
Nanny Huntin ‘with Ted Nugent - Great reality show I’d watch (ACS)
Progressive pope - New sitcom (Gina) ACS

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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Carollaisms (March)

Band Names/Rap Stars

Mitt Romney and the One Percenters (ACS)
ManAyz - Rap star (LL)
D'Bagz - Rap star (LL)
Maxi Pad - An all-girl band that knows how to rock (LL)
Dick Tingle - One of the best blues men in the business (Show?)
Lynette and the Lackeys (ACS)
Straw Hat and the Bowties - Jerry Springer's dixieland band who plays at the Knott's Berry Farm Good Time Theater (ACS)
Gut Fluffer (ACS)
Johnny Beaumont and The Legionnaires - All wear matching powder blue tuxedoes (ACS)
Automatic Vaginismus – Great band name (LL)
Dissuade/D’ Suede - Rappeproducer of Kanye/one of Kim's ex beaus (ACS)
Starchy Deuce - Band that should be produced by D' Suede (ACS)
Narthex - (ACS)
Epileptic Declawed Hamster - That is a helluva punk band right there (ACS)
Loretta Lynch - Country singer who sang "Stand By Your Man" (ACS)
The Areolas - Covered an Eagles song in the ‘90s (ACS)
Fleece and Flannel - One of the best lesbian acoustic duos you will ever see (ACS)
3 Chainz - Rap star (ACS)
Blues Squatter - Adam's dad’s band name (ACS)
Tampon Kayak - One of Seattle's greatest, but least heard of indie bands (ACS)
Jizz Grenade (LL)
Dryer Fire - Hot indie band name (ACS)
Iranian Revolutionary Guard - Prince's backup band (ACS)
Rape Kit - Name of Adam's band from high school (ACS)
Nog Bong - A band Adam was in in high school (ACS)
Bum Blazer – Adam’s band in high school (ACS)
White Trash Kimchi - Another good band name (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
White Noise - Adam's rap name (ADS)
Promethazine - Lil Wayne's sister (ADS)
Light Rail - Great Rap name (ADS)
Danny In The Joint - Good indie band name (ACS)
Anal Cleft - One of the worst reggae singers to leave Jamaica (ACS)
Anal Cleft and the Taints - Great reggae group (ACS)
MEL-ROL - One of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
D'bris - Great Rap name (ACS)
Cisgender - A militant female rapper....for the ladies (ACS)
Krav Maga (1) - Country singing Jew (ACS)
Lynette and Paulette - Sounds like a singing duo from the 60's (RD)
Nuts In The Sink - Name of Ray’s new band (Ray) (AOTH)
SubDude - Pete Holmes' rap name (ACS)
Ray And The Enemas - Blues singer and his backup band (ADS)
Yakov Crutchfield - He has a show in Branson (ADS)
Mac 18 - Adam’s favorite rapper (RD)
Tremble Lean – Adam’s rap name (ACBSL)
Sticker Back – Worst band out of Canada ever (ACS)
Pennywise and Pound Foolish - A band from the ‘90's (RD)
Strawberry Shortcake's Neti Pot - Great band name (Twitter)
Puffy Elon Musk - Worst rapper ever (ACS)
Pantera Club at Laguna Seca (Twitter)
Savage Body Attack - New wave romantic band Ace was in when he was 19 (FBL)
Jumping Jazzy Jews - Jeff Goldblum's jazz band (ACS)
Snore Cherry - Great band name (ACS)
Pat Benatard - Pat Benatar cover band (ACS)
Rancid Nuts - Good band name (ACS)
Gary And The Knotholes - Good band name (AOTH)
Tampon Canoe - Good indie band (ACS)
One Erection - A good boy band (ACS)
Flushin' Dew - A good country duo (ACS)
Armo Jeweler - Great band name (RD)
Radon - (Lynette thinks) there a Whitesnake cover-band (ACS)
The Taste Of Ace - Great band name (ACS)
King Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Concord Grape and the Raisinettes (GS)
Gary Taco - Love that band (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - Good punk band (Gina) (ACS)
Daddy’s Got A Dually – Good country song (ACS)
Dip Curtain - Good indie band (ACS)

Song Titles

Meatless Mondays - Horrible Bangles song (Show?)
Measles and Commuter Trains - Worst Christmas song ever (ACS)
White Guys Be Ownin' Everything - Adam's next hit (ACS)
Blood On The Grout - John Cougar Mellencamp song (ACS)
No Blood In The Peckeroo - Good John Cougar song (ACS)
Mellen's Gold - A three disc box set of nothing but John Cougar Mellencamp hits (ACS)
Freaks, Retards and Jews - Not a Cher song (ACS)
Pedophile Cops - Good Cheap Trick song (ACS)
Pig Anus Soup - Favorite Rolling Stones album (Bryan) (ACS)
That Dog Don’t Mess With Olga and Natalia Don’t Spit No Mo’ - Sounds like a Mississippi Delta blues song (Bryan) (ACS)
Goggles Are For Pussies - Trace Adkins' number one hit (ACAFBSL)
Whistle While You Masturbate - The lost Disney song aka "Whistle While You Jerk" (ACS)
12 Pack & Dick's Hard - Name of Adam's new album (Gina) (ACS)
Blood and Soil - A good Smithereens song (ACS)
Pina Colada in Amsterdam - Worst Jimmy Buffet song ever (ACS)
Tough Times In The City - Great Nick Gilder song (ACS)
I've Got A Hamster In My Scrotum And He's Looking For His Keys - That's a good country song (ACS)
Gay Hitler -Great Elvis Costello song (ACS)
Tard On The Tool Shed - Good Mellenamp song (AOTH)
Condo in Redondo - Sublime song (ADS)
Animoji - Band that sung "Obsession" (ACS)
People Who Have Lost People - Worst Barbara Streisand song ever (ACS)
Tilted Heart - Great Tammy Wynette song (ADS)
Yoga wood - Great Beatles song (ACS)
Anal cleft - Song from the Sound of Music (ACS)

Football Players/Athletes/Teams:

Legs Akimbo - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Feral Katz - Nose Tackle (ACS)
L' Brarian Booker - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Oscar Buzz - Linebacker (ACS)
DeVigorous Lover - Wide Receiver (ACS)
Nadir Zenith - Placekicker (ACS)
DeGluten Free - Offensive Lineman (ACS)
Tangy Mango - Fullback (ACS)
N'Farious Plan - (position?) (ACS)
Modular Holmes - (position?) (ACS)
Fortuitous Bounce - Safety (ACS)
Operatin' Thetan - (ACS) Quarterback for the Washington Redskins (ACS)
Minority Banks - HOF OLB who died tragically in a car wreck shortly after his HOF induction, a natural athlete, he played option QB in college along with being a stand out member of the track team, and in high school he was captain of the basketball team. Survived by his twin brother Majority Banks, who also played in the league, and daughter Recuser Banks who many believe was the best athlete in the family (ACS)
Coach Platitude - "Take a knee son...helmet's not a chair" (ACS)
Glendora Bevmo - Mother of DeVigorous Lover and L' Brarian Booker (different fathers, of course) (ACS)
Marshall Law - (Allison) (ACS)
Orlando Ceeworld - (position?) (ACS)
Du Vatine - (position?) (Show?)
Raja Slate - Super fast wide-out out of Marshall via LSU (AOTH)
Moe Greene - Great corner for the Washington Redskins in the 80’s (ACS)
Bronx Defenders - Sounds like a AAA hockey team (RD)
Medical Error - Slipped in the draft due to a video being released just prior (ACS)
Homeo Stasis (position?) (ACS)
Capybara - The greatest name for a major league skipper (ACS)
Ejaxico Johnson (position?) (ACS)
Radiant Barrier vs. Attic Fan - The worst WWE matchup ever to grace the stage (AOTH)
Bamboo Brick - one of the greatest mixed martial artists on the planet (AOTH)
Dexter Methorphan - He did not participate in the combines, but his coaches say he can run a 4.3 (Twitter)
Bob Jacuzzi - Great point guard for the Celtics aka "THE COOZE" (ACS)
Shame Negation - Picked to leave Clemson early and go very early in the draft this year. (ADS)
Entertainment Crackers - Another name for the Washington Generals ACS
Hardibacker - Good name for an inside backer (ACS)
Osmosis - Black dude. Forward for the Knicks who might or might not have been traded (ADS)

Porn Star Names/Terms/Gay Code:

Spoodini - (LL)
Rocky Stucco - (AOTH)
No Can Doo - Backdoor anal queen of China (ACS)
Kristallnacht - Worst porn star name in the business (ACS)
Madison Avenue (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Hero Du Jour (I am Rappaport Podcast)
Kindle Fire (ACS)
Jackson Hole - Gay porn actor (ACS)
Col. Duke Lacrosse - Adam's porn name (LL)
Duke Circumference - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Rich Data - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Tom Foolery - Gay porn actor (Show?)
Honey Dijon - Great porn star name (Show?)
Aids Machete - One of Adam's gay porn names. "Very short stint, I only did 2 weeks with that name, so it was like 41 movies." (ACS)
Bryce Canyon - Great gay porn name (ACS)
The Italian Coastguard - A gay move. "Let me just start with basic anal, then I'll slide into the Italian Coast Guard." (ACS)
Tetanus Gym - Good gay porn name "Who you working with?" "Tetanus Gym." "Oh boy, make sure you're on top" (ACS)
Shared A Back Fence - gay slang (ACS)
Mea Culpa - Adam's porn name (ACS)
Hand Twins - Gay code (ACS)
Backscatter - Porn technology (PM)
Cajun Tree Climber - Gay code (AOTH)
Snow Blower- Gay code (AOTH)
Stump Grinder - Gay code (AOTH)
Tumbler And Coaster - Adam's gay slang replacement for "top and bottom" (PM)
Go For A Bike Ride - Gay code (ACS)
Artie Fartie - Adam's porn name from the 80's (ACS)
Road Island Ray - Ray's porn name (AOTH)
38KKK -A type of porn that comes out of Kentucky (ACS)
Tech Screw - A dirty website for geeks (ACS)
Bearvalanche - Worst gay move ever (ACS)
Wacked Off Pieces Of Cactus - Gay code for gay rough trade (ACS)
Brad Nail - Good gay porn name (ADS)
Lightning Rod - Good gay porn name for Milo Yiannopplous (ADS)
Milk Barn - Another name for Adam's bathroom sink (ACS)
Meat Thievery - That's just good gay code (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Asian Persuasion - Sounds like a good name for a porn series Asian persuasion 16 (ACS)
Cock Holster - Good movie series, cock holster 14 (ACS)
Celebrity Du Jour - Great porn name (ACS)
Europol - Another great porn name (ACS)
Roy Wood - Adam's gay porn name (ACS)
Tank slapper - Gay slang (Gina) (ACS)
Porch Pirate - Gay term (ACS)
Mad Chuck - The world's worst name for a gay porn star (AOTH)
Sweat lodge - Gay code (ACS)
The L.A. Underground - Sounds like a gay bar (M&J)
Skin and grin - Gay slang (ACS)
Rear Admiral - The name of one of the best bars on west side (ACS)
Loaded for bear - Now a gay term (GS)
Fruit Of The Year - A porn Dave (Dameshek) starred in (ACS)
The Lebanese Comedian - Ace's favorite sex position (ACS)
Cockout - When a gay guy doesn't try very hard (ACS)
Margana Wood - Porn name (ACS)
Hugh Bris - Porn star (RD)
Matte Clear - Fondalier’s gay porn name (AOTH)
Palatial Estates – A good 80’s fake tittie porn name (AOTH)
Cokie Roberts - Great porn name (ACS)
Armenian Christmas - An unspeakable sexual act in prison. "Johnny ratted out the white supremacists to the warden, so they gave him an Armenian Christmas" (Show?)
Ride The Pine - Gay slang (ADS)
Meet Gaze - Gay slang (ACS)
Asshole Rider - Gay slang (ACS)
Cash Widedick - Ace's porn name if you can call an apple a honey crisp. (ACS)
Shanda Lear - Great stripper name (Gina) (ACS)
Fiery Cherry - Good porn name (ACS)
Jerk the wheel - Code for masturbation (ACS)
Giddyup Titties - Gina’s porn name (Gina) (ACS)
French astronaut - Great gay slang (ACS)
Mr Bandera - gay code (ACS)
Beefmato/Clamato - sounds like names of venerial diseases (ACS)

Miscellaneous People

Trajectory Hagar - High school kid "heading down the wrong path" in life (ACS)
Slick Mouth - Adam's prison name (ACS)
Rich Carless - Cool homeless guy name (ACS)
Keyless Chuck - Best homeless guy name (ACS)
Nasal Ranger - Worst superhero name ever (Gina) (ACS)
Krav Maga (2) - Good name for a sheriff (ADS)
Hubcap Annie - Horror that hangs out with Keyless Chuck (ACS)
Becky Honkington (Allison) (ACS)
Monica Chugscock - (Pronounced "Shuggscawk") (ADS)
Tyvek DuPont - Best rich guy’s name (AOTH)
Mattress - A Model/actress (ACS)
Hofmeister Kink - Nazi war criminal who's been in hiding in Brazil for the past 61 years. aka Jake Johnson (ACS)
Serpiginous - The world's wimpiest swordsman. Sir Piginous of Wussville (LL)
Chick Fil a - Great play-by-play guy for the Warriors from the 70’s (Show?)
Peri Menopausal - Best P.I. working the Chicago beat (LL)
Whiskey Dick - The neighborhood pedophile in the clown outfit (ACS)
Surge - Guy that drives for ÜBER (ACS)
Babbling Brook - Great name for a female cattle auctioneer (PM)
Terra Firma - Name of the "woman of color" that heckled Adam at a Ventura live show and was removed by force (The Ranker Podcast)
Octomom - Great Batman villain (Bryan) (ACS)
Larry The Cabinet Guy - Failed Israeli comic…"Don't get 'er done!" (ACS)
Rod Blagojevich - Joe Francis' slimy brother who sells above ground pools out of a primered van (ACS)
Cockchug Man - The gay superhero in The Village People that wears just all leather (ACS)
MEL-ROL- She's one of The Spice Girls (AOTH)
Hand Farts - A new comedian Adam had never heard of (ACS)
Juan Jeremy - The greatest international film star ever (ACS)
Bitchathane Jackson - Good name for a "sista" (ACS)
Tobar - Perfect caveman name (ACS)
Vroman - A fast moving Roman (ACS)
Korn Syrup and Fructose - Women of color who work at the strip club with Jade (stage 4) (ACS)
Fred Meyer - Lucy's neighbor (ACS)
Kimchi - The Asian flutist (ACS)
Pacoima - The mechanic from Taxi (ACS)
Dick Salt - NATO Alliance General (ACS)
Dick Salt (2) - Manger of the Mariners in the early 70’s (Bryan) (ACS)
Caramel And Fudge - Two more African-American prostitutes that lived in the apartment above Adam’s (ACS)
Peaches - The whore that lived upstairs (ACS)
F. Me Bailey - Greatest lawyer of all time (RD)
Agua Caliente - Loves that guy. He does a great John Madden (ACS)
Senior Penis - One the most dangerous drug lords to ever work (ADS)
Shill Du'Jour - Good Bond secretary name (RD)
Brexit Romero - Sounds like an International assassin (ACS)
Lugansk - That gay diver who hit his head and gave the whole Canadian team AIDS (ACS)
Leak O'rama - A Dutch action star, starred in “Sudden Death” (AOTH)
Vaginismus - Great black guy name (ADS)
Normcore - Guy that owns Westwood one (ACS)
LaTolstoy - Great black guy name (ACS)
Shapiro – Artist who is really good at anime. Died in the 60’s but was a real trendsetter (ACS)
Chuck Spears – Good name for a racist. “Hey you workin’ with Chuck Spears over at the Klan?” (ACS)
Norethindrone - DAG’s Sister (CLL)
La Tuskegee - Black airline pilot (ACS)
C-clamps – Nickname for Adam’s step-mom. “Ol’ C-clamps locked me out of the house again.” (ACS)
Harry Nilsson - (Gary thinks) he does the voices on The Simpsons (ADS)
Nutella - Great name for a crazy black woman (ACS)
Sia - The perfect person to break up with. Would be perfect if she was dating Jack (hit the road Jack) (ACS)
The Ball Catcher - What Adam used to call Ray's ass in junior high (ACFBSL)
MOAB - Matt's new nickname (Mother of All Buttholes) (AONTH)
Trip Reeb - Great name for a white guy (ACS)
Merle Horn - One of the greatest best ropers to ever come down the Pecos (ACS)
The Boring Machine - Lynette's name for Adam (ACS)
Avocado Hand - The nickname of Eric Clapton's brother (Chet) who works at a Mexican place and is charge of the guacamole (ACS)
Bagel Hand - Clapton's Jewish cousin (ACS)
Fa-Sheeya (fascia) - A heavy set woman of color that works at the DMV (ACAFBSL)
Ghrelin - New AM/PM mascot (ACS)
Krav Maga (3) - An Israeli Captain from 1946 (ACS)
Cuban Boa - Sounds like a dark skinned trannie (ACS)
Gabardine - She's a very chatty woman of color middle-aged and she'll talk your ear off. (ACS)
Guy Dudebro - Greatest name ever (AOTH)
Otto Warmbier- Simultaneously the greatest and worst beer master brewer name ever (ACS)
Leif Geragos - Greatest rocking attorney ever Viking rocker attorney (ACS)
Ernest J. Bigot - "I'm just asking....I'm just wanna know...." (ACS)
Panzanella - Cobra's full name (ACS)
Sheet Metal Nibbler - Great name for Matt the porcelain punisher (AOTH)
Big Grenadine - Sounds like a large black neighbor (ACS)
Silent gym - Next to Keyless Chuck, best homeless guy name ever (ACS)
Nuchilla - Sounds like a black vampire (Theo Von) (ACS)
D' poleon - Black Napoleon (ACS)
Luke Rockhold - Sounds like a character on The Flintstones (GS)
Sissy squat - She was hot (AOTH)
Beulah - The town horror (RD)
Ronan Farrow - One of the best wheel men in Europe (ACS)
Duke Bagg - Comedian Ian Bagg's brother (ACS)
Root ball grinder - A horrible term for a bitchy wife (Ruth Ballgrinder and Harriet Mulcher) (Tim Allen) (ACS)
Paul Funyun - Just a big dude who likes to have fun. Has a pink ox as a sidekick (ACS)
Page/Savage - A great lawyer team (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Ivar the Boneless - Ace’s dad’s nickname in high school. aka Jim the spineless (ACS)
Bash Worthy - Comic strip's character name/title (ACS)
Uncle Tom-bién - Mexican Uncle Tom (ACS)
Alist Poon - An Indian exchange student who has cerebral palsy (ACS)
Indignant Asswipes - Good name for an improv troupe (Gina) (ACS)
Flora in Fauna - two black chicks that work for him (ADS)
Cheap - Name of a he/she that literally went under sexual assignment surgery last month (ACS)
Heroin (1)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) A character in Lord Of The Rings (Bryan) (ACS)
Yersinia pestis - Ace did Celebrity Apprentice with that dude. He won that year (ADS)

Morning Zoos/DJ's/Radio Stations

Gum and Condoms - (Show?)
Dusty Labia - Adam's handle when he used to do AM Mornings. (ACS)
Asscrack and Backsack in the morning with Sludge (LL)
Crockpots and Headphones (ACS)
Booger and Floor Wax (ACS)
Almonds and Water (ACS)
Cold Butter And Calves (ADS)
Schluter And The Drain - Schluter has a thick Austrian accent , while "The Drain" has a super low voice (AOTH)
Ace Rockolla - Just Google "Ace Rockolla Lightning round...." (LL)
Fungus and Mold (Show?)
Stupid and Petty (Show?)
Eunice and Edgar - Bubba the Love Sponge's parents (ACS)
Flip Flops and Fanny Packs (ACS)
Hairy Shin - Does a KCRE show in the weekends (ACS)
Deep Bra Grooves - Should be a Sirius XM station Channel 248, C+ and above! (ACS)
Andy and Opie - Great Radio Show (ACS)
QuietRock - Sounds like an easy listening rock station (AOTH)
Quiet Crush - A good easy listening radio station (ACS)
The Tool Box - SiriusXM took tune station aka KTOL (ACS)
Ray's Enema Antics - New podcast on Carolla Digital (Bryan)(ACS)
Doug Gets Blown While He Eats Pudding - Doug Benson's next podcast (ACS)
Cat Packer - Used to do mornings with her brother, Fudge (ACS)

Places

Boobville - (LL)
Pedoph Isle aka Pedophile Island - Island where are all the pedophiles are sent to live. (Also a TV show/movie idea) (LL)
Lil' Lord Fauntleroy’s Academy for Albino Hemophiliacs - Drew's childhood school (LL)
Doesntexistizcan - Where presidential candidate Platitude's grandfather was from (ACS)
Boga Raton - The world's worst resort spot (Show?)
Meat Yard - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Mister Fister's - Adam's all-time top name for a gay bar (ACS)
Sub-Par - Worst name for a submarine sandwich shop (Show?)
Queen Mary - Great name for a tranny bar (ACS)
NuvaRing - A German racetrack. "The new Nissan GTR turned it in 7:21, faster than the Corvette." (Show?)
Louis Pasteur Middle School (ACS)
Helm’s Deep - World's first gay bar bakery (ACS)
Kal Penn - One of the best sounding names to get an engineering degree from (ACS)
Alaska State Motto - Love fishing but I hate your kids? Alaska! (PM)
Duke University - John Wayne's college (ACS)
Planned Possumhood - Planned Parenthood in Arkansas (ACS)
Fruit Stand - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
Poo Poo City - Where Charles Fletcher Loomis' house is located (ACS)
Blood Bank - Great name for a check cashing place in the hood (ACS)
Bass Manor - Great name for a gay bar (ACS)
The Dead C - Sounds like the worst name for a lesbian bar ever (ACS)
Wood Bar - Good name for a gay bar (ACS)
Ghost Load - Ride at Calico Ghost Town (ADS)
Nasacort - Country club for Jewish folks where they play tennis at (ADS)
L.A. HOTT (1) - An 80's bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Fairy Wings - Good name for a bar on the west side (ACS)
Second Hand/First World - Store that sells rich whitey’s high end stuff (ACS)
The Lance Hunter - Perfect name for a gay bar (Dumb People Town)
Pervert Park - Theo Vaughn grew up there (ACS)
Big Sur - Great name for a big and tall shop (Show?)
Studio Centric - Sounds like a Utopia. Between Valley Village and Sherman Oaks (AOTH)
Asstard - Thor came from that planet (ACS)
Grand Entrance - Great name for a gay bar (AOTH)
Thermopolis - Where the Bun Boy is (ACS)
The Turkish Embassy - Gay bar (ACS)
Low Tide - Gay code for boner in the rear view mirror (ACS)
Corumption - On the way to Vegas, where Heidi Fleiss lives with her macaws (ACS)
C.C. Fichens - Sounds like a pretzel stand (Gina) (ACS)
Timpani Barn - where to get timpani to go, has three big Mexicans in the kitchen (ACS)
Heroin (2)(Pronounced Ehr-o-win by JCVD) The health food store in Venice (ACS)

Miscellaneous

Cleaning The Pink Turtle - Bryan's name for pleasuring oneself (ACS)
Analingus - A new type of breath mint (LL)
The Milk Of Arthritic Goats - A rabbi's curse: "May you suckle at the teet of the milk of arthritic goat!!!" (ACS)
Carbon Dating - A black dating website (ACS)
RU486 - Vanity plate for a guy who runs an abortion clinic (ADS)
Jet Green - Amsterdam's Airlines (ACS)
Stromer, Oldhafer and Carolla - World's worst law firm (AOTH)
Ira Carolla - Sounds like an affliction "Oh my Ira Carolla's acting up" (ACS)
Sawjay - Sounds French...gay word for sausage. "I was strokin' this dude’s sawjay" (ACS)
Smokeless Cigarette - Name for Dr. Drew's honker after his prostate surgery (ADS)
El Niño - Name of "Sinn" strip club DJ's cock (ACS)
Blue Man - Crazy hairdresser's macaw who doesn't judge (PM)
Lucia - An Italian moped (ACS)
American Jewish World Service - A van that's begging to be shot at (ACS)
E-aye? - Canadian version of EBay (ACS)
Sweatpants Lesbian - What Adam would be. An in-between lesbian. Not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke (ACS)
SuckStrong - Bill Clinton's bracelet (ACS)
Gaybus - Gay and bogus (ACS)
Flappy Bird - The most offensive name for the vagina (ACS)
G8 (Summit) - The Pontiac that Oprah gave away on her show (ACS)
Oracle A The Delphi - Big new startup company (ADS)
Crewkakke - A type of sweater (ACS)
The Flying Dutchman - Great name for an Amsterdam airlines (ACS)
Cleaning My Chain - Euphemism for beating off (ACS)
Awesome Town - A gathering of three or more polar bears (ACS)
Avocado - The Greek word for nut sack (ACS)
Doucherette - A gum/patch that douchebags chew/use (ACS)
Urban Milling -Black guys standing around (AOTH)
Synesthesia - When you eat your own hair (ACS)
Tuck Rule - When a guy pretends he's a chick and stands in front of the mirror (ACS)
My #2 Pencil Is Out Of Lead - Another term for erectile dysfunction (ACS)
Float A Bond - When a politician farts (RD)
Vaginismus - black people's holiday, accompanied with a lot of ceremonial garb (ADS)
Vaseline and Gauze - Elizabeth Taylor's new scent (ACS)
Jewber - A drunk on a 10-speed (ACS)
Chickpea - What Gina does when we camp (ACS)
Oscar Squad (2) - Bad gay code (ACS)
Airbus - Worst name for an aircraft. Sounds like “air donkey” (AOTH)
Shailene Woodley - Sounds like the most fantastical verb/adverb combo. “I want to Shailene Woodley through a field of poppies with you” (Gina) (Twitter)
Asshole Rider (2) - Worst piece of exercise equipment Vinnie’s ever endorsed (ACS)
Diario La Prensa - Stealer of the jersey in Spanish (ACS)
The Sicilian Fly Swatter - Sounds like a WWF move (Gina) (ACS)
Jellyfish - Sounds like something your grandpa would buy for you at the mall (ACS)
Fruit Fly - More politically correct term for fag hag (Show?)
Jewgling - When a Jew "Googles" their symptoms (ACS)
Tavares - David Wild's boner medicine (ACS)
Jew -Over - A mulligan from a barmitzva. "Uh, I misread that...can I get a Jew-over?" (ACS)
Ossified - That's a Don King word, there (ACS)
Zero for Cecil - Worst charity ever (Bald Bryan) (ACS)
A++ - A bra that Gina will never see (ACS)
Joycelyn - A good name for Curly from the Three Stooges to say (ACS)
Phallisee - Latin for "to see the penis" (ADS)
Coffee Nap - Euphemism for pooping in your pants (ACS)
USS Monitor - Doesn't sound like a ship of war, sounds like a night nurse (ACS)
Dotard - A skirt a man wears (ACS)
Wilding- Something derogatory that takes place in public pools in certain counties (ACS)
Caveat - Latin for shitting on Adam's point (ADS)
Festiva - Sounds like a boner medicine (ACS)
Depeche Mode - French for “who dealt it?” (ADS)
Beefy Clutch – The purse Gina thought Lady Gaga took to the Emmy’s (ACS)
Sig Sauer - Something you would yell at Oktoberfest before downing a stiff stein of stout (ACS)
Jeans day – Sounds like the special day for your special need son Gene, to raise money (ACS)
Wilding - What takes place in public pools in certain counties (GS)
4F - Can’t/won’t be eligible for the draft (ACS)
Groupie - a kind of fish (ACS)
The African chick - Horrible name for a boat (ACS)

Food/Drinks

Deer Bits - A venison cereal. Made of frosted deer flakes (Show?)
Coco Chanel - Nestlé’s newest coffee flavor (ACS)
Honey Dicks - Best cereal name ever (ACS)
Dawson's Beard - A pudding flavor Ace saw at Whole Foods (ACS)
Mighty Mutts - Worst breakfast cereal ever (ADS)
Chillax - A cinnamon based drink from "Hector's" country (ACS)
Black Dick - An English desert (ACS)
Tardy Digression - Sounds like a finger food..."would you like another tardy digression?" "No, I'm saving room for the main meal" (IFYWABC)
Double Bird Strike - Mixed drink created by Ace and Teresa. Made with Grey Goose, Wild Turkey, a splash of Canadian Club, and a splash of Hudson River water (ACS)
GAYtorade - A sports drink for gay people, because they lose essential body fluids (ACS)
University of Illinois At Urbana Champaign - Sounds like a carbonated drink for black people (ACS)
Flinch Fuck - Part of a nutritious breakfast, and a healthy relationship (ADS)
Phantom Punch - Something Bill Cosby gave his lady friends (ACS)
Pansy Sauce - Goes good with some shrimp (ADS)
Tilted Pillar - Kick ass IPA (AOTH)
Shaver - A good name for a miniature pastrami sandwich (Cousin Sal Show)
GPA - Something they add to children's cereal (ACS)
Stellwell's - A new low fat snack cracker (ACS)
Conchata Ferrell - A great cheese/unwanted cat (ACS)
Poopwell's - One of the worst snacks Nabisco has ever put their name on (ACS)
Belldini – Latest Taco Bell offering (ACS)
Fuzzy Zoeller – Zima with a jigger of peach schnapps (ACS)
Millennial Malaise - A sweet honey dipping sauce (ADS)
Jelani Cobb - Sounds like an Indian dish (Gina) (ACS)
Air Doodle - The very worst Super Bowl snack on the planet (ACS)
Faygala - Jewish sports drink (ACS)
Stroke Cane - Sounds like some sugary treat, mixed with a reach around (ACS)
The Silence Breakers (2) - good name for a mint (ACS)
Lesbian Squirt - Sponsor of the Dinah Shore Classic (ACS)
Preemptive gay strike - Worst video game ever (ADS)

TV Shows/Movies

Cunt du' Jour - A great Bond villain name (ACS)
Coffee and Donuts - (Charlie Coffee III and Johnny Donetti) Johnny's a tough street wise cop whose jive talking and plays by his own rules and Charlie's super uptight (LL)
Pedoph Isle (aka) Pedophile Island - All pedophiles are sent to live on an isolated island, and a 747 full of Boy Scouts crash lands there and they have to fight to survive (Also a place) (ACS)
Anus and Eyeball - Buddy cop TV show duo (ACS)
Pussy Pioneer - John Candy's last movie (ACS)
Red Velvet - Made up movie character Clown played by Paul Giamatti. "Was secret service, and someone died on his watch. Now he's takin to clownin'." Wears a red velvet clown outfit. (ACS)
Destination Of The Semen - (Adam Ray) A movie Harrison Ford passed on twice (ACS)
Gay Eye - Movie where Adam plays Buddy McKlan, a racist homophobic mechanic who is blinded in a freak hot transmission fluid accident. He gets the donor eyes from a gay guy who perished on a moped accident in Antigua. Co-starring Larry the Cable Guy as his best friend. (Co-written by Bryan Cranston) (ACS)
Grinders - Sitcom where Jon Gruden moves in with Johnny Manziel (ACS)
Squishy Red River - Movie that started John Wayne (Show?)
Gusset And Cable - Perfect Cop buddy duo team (AOTH)
Just One Of The Gays - Stars Shia LaBeouf (ACS)
Hard Impact - Sounds like a Van Damme movie from the 90's (ACS)
Hammer Pants And Ice - Worst cop detective duo from the 80's (ACS)
Living With The Kilowatts - Adam's new animated series where they just leave toaster ovens on all day (ACS)
Keep Calm And Rape A Lot - Worst Monty Python film ever (ACS)
Medical Mishaps - New show Dave Coulier and Tawny Kitaen could host (ACS)
Roaming With Bison - Another great Bill Murray movie (ACS)
Gainesville Florida Financial Planner - Sounds like a Saturday Night Live skit (ACS)
Blame the Bee Gees - Adam's next documentary (ACS)
Adam Knees Your Dad In The Nuts - Adam's new game show (ACS)
Navigeddon - Terrorists take over all of the GPS systems of cars, and send them careening into the Grand Canyon (ACS)
Rings Of Honor - Terrorists take over Olympic training facility in Colorado Springs, and the athletes have to use their individual skills to escape. (Cameo by Randy Couture as the salty old coach) (ACS)
Endless Time/Ample Time For Backup - Adam's new Netflix series (ACS)
Tarred n' Feathered - Buddy flick starring a retarded guy and an Indian chief (Show?)
Mr. Will Doo And Can Doo - PSA Motivational cartoon bathroom characters Will Doo (Played by Will Arnette) and Can Doo is shaped like a toilet. Filmed in kitschy Clutch Cargo style animation (ADS)
Robot Lawyer - Great Phil Hartman bit (ACS)
Umpire News Network - Adam's channel with umpires reporting. Unbiased reporting (ACS)
Sofa Tard - New CW show coming soon (Matt) (AOTH)
Junior Fantasy Island - Show where kids of reckless parents are shipped off to live with Bill Cosby and Felicia Rashad (ADS)
2 And A Half Denali's - Hasn't been same since Sheen left (ACS)
So Kanye - Sitcom from the 90's (ACS)
Ridicuopothy - Sounds like a Mike Judge movie (ADS)
Master Buck - One of John Candy's most controversial movies (ACS)
LA HOTT (1) - An 80’s bar with an outdoor door seating area (ACS)
Mother Hitler - Coming to TNT. Starring Patrick Swayze's bother, Don (ACS)
Sink and Bounce - Movie about roller boogie from the 80's, starred Lil' Bow Wow (ACS)
The Debs - A made up CW network show where you just put all the hot chicks in Hollywood (ACS)
The Origin Story Of AIDS - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan)(ACS)
Everybody Hates Vinnie - Horrible sitcom (ACS)
Chick Clan - Good movie title (ACS)
Condo in Redondo - Best movie I ever did (ADS)
Red Lobsteria - New show Dr. Drew was talking about where African Americans form their own country (ACS)
Earthquake rehab - Reality show Dr. drew seismic expert and a civil engineer come together (Rainn Wilson) (ACS)
Rooster Jones - Great John Wayne movie. Super Fly meets True Grit (ACS)
Ernest Bigot goes to..... (ACS)
Nickels On The Job - First and only Jewish gum shoe on the job. ABC, Friday nights, 10:00 p.m. (ADS)
Solicitor General - Great Danny Kaye movie (RD)
Disjointed - Lorena Bobbitt biopic (ADS)
Habib and Company - Horrible children's show (MS)
Bobby's Room - Howie Mandel animated project from the 90's (ACS)
Page/Savage - Great cop duo show from the ‘80’s (Adam Ray) (ACS)
Paper Asshole - Great Tatum O’Neal film (ACS)
L.A. HOTT (2) - Failed Steven Bochco series pilot (ACS)
Pieces Of String Too Small To Use - Lena Dunham film from the late 90’s (ACS)
Oscar Squad - New Marvel Movie (Gina) (ACS)
Cortron/Melamine - Transformers (Gina) (ACS)
Anoscope - Worst way to see a movie (ADS)
Practical Rapist - New SNL character (Gina) (ACS)
Superfoot - Worst Marvel movie ever (Bryan) (ACS)
Celebrity Food Chain - Would be a great show (Jeff Cesario) (ACS)

Books/Coffee Table Books

Dade County Black Prom, 1985 (ACS)
Here Are The Pajamas We Picture You In (ACS)
Three Shitty Homes, One Washing Machine, Zero Dryers - Title of Adam's new book (Ray) (AOTH)
Chapstick And Batteries - Title of Adam's next bestselling book (ACS)
Who The Fuck Put Their Sombrero on My Keys? – Title of Adam’s next book (ACS)
Cunt With A Grunt - Adam's favorite Dr. Seuss book (PM)
You'll Never See A Cockroach Jog (PM)
Kemo Skinny Calves - Adam's new children's book (ADS)
You're Dyslexic And I'm Dumb - Adam and John Popper's collaborative next book (ACS)
I Get It If You’re GWAR - Adam's next book (ACS)
Bulk Magazine - Costco magazine that Jimmy Kimmell graced the cover of twice (ACS)
Do You Have To Take Your Top Off To Dye Your Pubes, Drew? (LL)
Glamping With Moriah - Adam's new book (ACS)
From The Mouths of Babes (Hot Chicks Not Babies) (ACS)
(The) Sweet Spot - Adam's next book (Bryan) (ACS)
I Thought Things Would Be Better When I Was Rich (ACS)
Radio Station Kitchen (ACS)
Post-it Notes In Radio Station Kitchens (ACS)
Comedy Club Green Rooms And The Sofas That Were Not Made For Them (ACS)
Jethro, the Mexican Jew - A great children's book (Gina) (ACS)
Professor and the Construction Worker -The worst children's book ever (ACS)
Willie and the Weed - Good name for a children's book (ACS)
What Black People Think White People Complain About (ACS)
Everyone Eventually Becomes The Man (ACS)

Native American Names

Chief Thunderbear (LL)
Dances With Cocks (ACS)
Dances With Lipstick (ACS)
Ol' Urethra Windows (ACS)
Oxnard - Indian name meaning the balls of a bull (ACS)

V/P Names

Absorbent Rag - Good name for T's V (ACS)
Hurt Locker - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Judge's Mansion - Another name for T's G
Cmarket.com - Another name for T's V (ACS)
City of Industry - Another name for T's V (ACS)
Dutch Mook - Another name for T's V (ACS)s V
No Safe Spaces - Great name for T's V (ACS)
Hobo Stove - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Sausage Grinder - Another name for A's V (ACS)
Dixville Notch - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Snake River Canyon - Another name for G's V (ACS)
Dakota Access Pipeline - Another name for G's V (ACS)
The Holidome - Another name for G’s V (ACS)
Discovery Bay - Great name for G's V (ACS)
B.O. Box - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Sea bag - Good name for G's V (ACS)
El Portal - Great name for G's V (ACS)
Harry Belafonte - Adam's name for his junk, if he were a woman (Show?)
Top Gear - Another name for Adam’s junk (ACS)
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